Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
46 bosses. One ranking video. Stop reading the description and watch it already!
Link to the data:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uz_NttfH1X-i3-Mlnrx6z6V4D13sj7ErhbgHHELlzog/edit?usp=sharing
Check out my game, Titan Shell, on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/1964860/Titan_Shell
Check out my Discord server, mossbag & friends!
discord.gg/mossbag
Please follow me on Twitter. I equate my self worth to my follower count:
twitter.com/mossbag69
Too cool for Twitter? Fine, here's my Bluesky:
https://bsky.app/profile/mossbag.bsky.social
Link to script/list of songs:
mossbag.com/silksong-bosses-ranked-objectively-script
Video chapters:
00:00 Blah blah blah
02:34 Dead Guy
04:26 Walking Broccoli
05:34 Lock her up
07:47 Deep down... I'm a beast
08:58 I would not still love you if you were a vyrm
09:47 r/fuckgettinggood
10:59 Bro calm down
13:31 Who?
14:58 Hornet's first victim
15:24 So are they lesbians or...?
16:21 Please come back to the arena
17:31 Lit AF
18:20 Frog
20:04 Hoarder
21:32 Oh my goodness gracious
23:33 ...Should I come back later?
24:33 Those two drill bugs in Blasted Steps
25:25 I hope William got fired for this too...
26:40 Old man but emo
27:54 No moor... Please, no moor
28:31 Revenge is not worth it, kids
29:29 I showed you my b-hole, please respond
30:23 Me flying my kite
31:55 Get stickbugged
32:54 My dog
33:37 O Brother, where art thou?
34:38 Giant flower
35:27 Your honor, League of Legends. Death.
36:44 Crusty Daddy
38:31 That lesbian from the internet
40:13 I hate the floor
41:02 This boss really grinds my gears
43:18 Lace 100-99
43:56 Is that a... gh... ghost!
45:06 Evil Grandma
47:31 TROBBBBIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
49:03 Don't get up on my account
50:41 WA WA WA WA WA WA
51:39 The world has collapsed. Also, I'm purple now.
52:48 Is the Schumacher version really that bad?
56:06 Lace... again!
57:08 I'm sorry for your loss
58:00 Go, my gay robots!
59:49 Lace again... again!
1:01:34 Okay, she's kinda slaying
1:02:28 Silksong's greatest boss!
1:04:31 That's all, folks!
46 bosses. One ranking video. Stop reading the description and watch it already!
Link to the data:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uz_NttfH1X-i3-Mlnrx6z6V4D13sj7ErhbgHHELlzog/edit?usp=sharing
Check out my game, Titan Shell, on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/1964860/Titan_Shell
Check out my Discord server, mossbag & friends!
discord.gg/mossbag
Please follow me on Twitter. I equate my self worth to my follower count:
twitter.com/mossbag69
Too cool for Twitter? Fine, here's my Bluesky:
https://bsky.app/profile/mossbag.bsky.social
Link to script/list of songs:
mossbag.com/silksong-bosses-ranked-objectively-script
Video chapters:
00:00 Blah blah blah
02:34 Dead Guy
04:26 Walking Broccoli
05:34 Lock her up
07:47 Deep down... I'm a beast
08:58 I would not still love you if you were a vyrm
09:47 r/fuckgettinggood
10:59 Bro calm down
13:31 Who?
14:58 Hornet's first victim
15:24 So are they lesbians or...?
16:21 Please come back to the arena
17:31 Lit AF
18:20 Frog
20:04 Hoarder
21:32 Oh my goodness gracious
23:33 ...Should I come back later?
24:33 Those two drill bugs in Blasted Steps
25:25 I hope William got fired for this too...
26:40 Old man but emo
27:54 No moor... Please, no moor
28:31 Revenge is not worth it, kids
29:29 I showed you my b-hole, please respond
30:23 Me flying my kite
31:55 Get stickbugged
32:54 My dog
33:37 O Brother, where art thou?
34:38 Giant flower
35:27 Your honor, League of Legends. Death.
36:44 Crusty Daddy
38:31 That lesbian from the internet
40:13 I hate the floor
41:02 This boss really grinds my gears
43:18 Lace 100-99
43:56 Is that a... gh... ghost!
45:06 Evil Grandma
47:31 TROBBBBIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
49:03 Don't get up on my account
50:41 WA WA WA WA WA WA
51:39 The world has collapsed. Also, I'm purple now.
52:48 Is the Schumacher version really that bad?
56:06 Lace... again!
57:08 I'm sorry for your loss
58:00 Go, my gay robots!
59:49 Lace again... again!
1:01:34 Okay, she's kinda slaying
1:02:28 Silksong's greatest boss!
1:04:31 That's all, folks!
