Uploaded September 2022 | Updated September 2026, 40 minutes ago
Well, here it is!
The infamous, hard to find "soundtrack" tape by Shrimp Olympics wunderkind Austin Lombardo! Truly up there in mystique with Pataphysics' fabled "We Are Eating Slime" tape, and Ariel Pink's "It's Hard To Take A Shit on Mushrooms and Speed", both of which probably don't even exist.
This tape, along with the even more elusive "chopped onions" tape which I'm still tracking down, had some of its more accessible tracks put into the recent Cemetery Saddle EP. It's mostly a collection of Silk Lizard outtakes (most notably, the excellent Glove Crimes), audio experiments and other forays into plunderphonics.
This rip is 1:33:37 (heh), and it's certainly a lot to take in. From the soaring highs of Glove Crimes and the new, fucked up version of Emily, to the audio art of that Norwegian Girls' Choir collage, it's beautifully bizarre, and a treasure to have in my collection.
Listen to Glove Crimes first. Then a few more times on loop. You won't be disappointed.
Tracklist:
0:00 Intro
1:04 Glove Crimes (Tape Mix)
4:22 Windom Earle
6:12 Emily (version)
8:38 Iguana Concerto
10:12 I'm 23
14:04 Beers
16:31 Norwegian Girls' Choir Returns
18:10 Like A Rolling Stone
22:33 Proclaimin' My Love
24:06 Shit Balls Hanging From A Bonsai (Feat. Salvador Cresta)
26:28 Untitled Love Duet (w/ Teagan DeVoe)
29:45 Jam With Tolvo
46:46 Ode to Tony S
55:21 No Man's Land (Barrett)
56:53 Merchant of Dust
58:04 Northern Ireland
1:00:30 I Love Sexy Girls
1:15:31 Nessuna Risposta (Feat. Luca Cherubini)/Jam
1:21:25 Dracula is an Idiot
1:23:53 Baby Talk
1:27:14 Straw Man
1:30:12 Ode to Dale C
1:31:22 Prayer/Outro
This tape is not available on Bandcamp, but for more great tunes, head to:
ShrimpOlympics.bandcamp.com
Well, here it is!
The infamous, hard to find "soundtrack" tape by Shrimp Olympics wunderkind Austin Lombardo! Truly up there in mystique with Pataphysics' fabled "We Are Eating Slime" tape, and Ariel Pink's "It's Hard To Take A Shit on Mushrooms and Speed", both of which probably don't even exist.
This tape, along with the even more elusive "chopped onions" tape which I'm still tracking down, had some of its more accessible tracks put into the recent Cemetery Saddle EP. It's mostly a collection of Silk Lizard outtakes (most notably, the excellent Glove Crimes), audio experiments and other forays into plunderphonics.
This rip is 1:33:37 (heh), and it's certainly a lot to take in. From the soaring highs of Glove Crimes and the new, fucked up version of Emily, to the audio art of that Norwegian Girls' Choir collage, it's beautifully bizarre, and a treasure to have in my collection.
Listen to Glove Crimes first. Then a few more times on loop. You won't be disappointed.
Tracklist:
0:00 Intro
1:04 Glove Crimes (Tape Mix)
4:22 Windom Earle
6:12 Emily (version)
8:38 Iguana Concerto
10:12 I'm 23
14:04 Beers
16:31 Norwegian Girls' Choir Returns
18:10 Like A Rolling Stone
22:33 Proclaimin' My Love
24:06 Shit Balls Hanging From A Bonsai (Feat. Salvador Cresta)
26:28 Untitled Love Duet (w/ Teagan DeVoe)
29:45 Jam With Tolvo
46:46 Ode to Tony S
55:21 No Man's Land (Barrett)
56:53 Merchant of Dust
58:04 Northern Ireland
1:00:30 I Love Sexy Girls
1:15:31 Nessuna Risposta (Feat. Luca Cherubini)/Jam
1:21:25 Dracula is an Idiot
1:23:53 Baby Talk
1:27:14 Straw Man
1:30:12 Ode to Dale C
1:31:22 Prayer/Outro
This tape is not available on Bandcamp, but for more great tunes, head to:
ShrimpOlympics.bandcamp.com










