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Showing my Gynecologist a song called "the clap"
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Showing my Gynecologist a song called "the clap" @jaxwritessongs
![JAX - pour one out for me (interlude) [Official Visualizer]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/byU-3yk_Bcg/hqdefault.jpg "JAX - pour one out for me (interlude) [Official Visualizer]
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LYRICS:
When my bones are in the ground
Crumble up my eulogy
Flush it down the shitter
And pour 1 out for me
Pour 1 out for me
Or 2 or even 3
When I die, nobody cry
Just pour one out for me
When they put me 6 feet under
Pop that jimmy beam
Smoke a J
And shout hurray
And party hard for me
Pour one out for me
Pour one out for me
I want everyone
To get fucked up
And pour one out for me
I hate formaldehyde
Save your suit and tie
My dying wish is
That my bitches
Chug a Smirnoff ice
So get down on one knee
And pour one out for me
My cousin is a drug dealer
He’ll get you high for free
Pour one out for me
Or 2 or 23
Put the fun in funeral
Throw up your Don Julio
That sounds fucking beautiful
Just pour one out for me
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![JAX - superbad [Official Audio]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dhkWHUFpr7s/hqdefault.jpg "JAX - superbad [Official Audio]
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LYRICS:
I don’t wanna break her little heart
But I know his dirty little secret
Would she believe me, or would she believe him
He’s really good at keeping us apart
He’s really good at making me the villain
He knows I see him.
Can somebody tell me how
To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her
Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad
For her
This will end badly and
She will get hurt
she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad
He’s Superbad for her
He’s telling her that she’s the only one
Tell me how to tell her how to leave him.
She doesn’t need him
If someone that you loved was so in love
But you knew a dirty little secret
Would you keep it?
Can somebody tell me how
To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her
Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad
For her
This will end badly and
She will get hurt
she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad
He’s Superbad for her
Can somebody tell me how
To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her
Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad
For her
This will end badly and
She will get hurt
she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad
Cuz he’s Superbad for her
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![JAX - the clap [Official Visualizer]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eaCZF8gFj2A/hqdefault.jpg "JAX - the clap [Official Visualizer]
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LYRICS:
if you’re happy someone went behind your back
and cheated on you with another snack
but you never did the dirty
so you didn’t have to worry
when you found out later that they got the (clap clap)
if you’re happy that your gut was speaking facts
and it told you not to do it. it’s a trap
so you said I’ll see ya later
rather be a masterbater
then you heard the alligator had the (clap clap)
if you’re happy that you kept it in your pants
cuz someone that you liked had other plans
dont be sad you didn’t pull it
just be glad you dodged a bullet
You never got the (clap) so clap your hands (clap clap)
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![JAX - jelly beans (the purge) [Official Audio]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fbPOvd-YFhg/hqdefault.jpg "JAX - jelly beans (the purge) [Official Audio]
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LYRICS:
jelly beans stress me out
because one time I bit
into one that looked like cola
but it tasted more like shit
and if jelly beans stress me out
how the hell am i supposed make friends
when every time I trust someone
they fuck me in the end
I’m boutta clear my history
You’re all dead to me
These NPCs mean nothin
Stay inside
Hide your kids
Hide your wife
Welcome to the purge
Everybody’s cut
You and you and her
I’m over it. You’re done
Welcome to the purge
No one’s safe and
Everybody’s cut
All my life I thought air was free
Until I bought a bag of chips
I also thought my best friend
Wouldn’t be the one talking shit
And if bags of chips stress me out
How the hell am I supposed to find love
I’d rather be paranoid and numb
Than dumb
I’m boutta clear my history
You’re all dead to me
These NPCs mean nothin
Stay inside
Hide your kids
Hide your wife
Welcome to the purge
Everybody’s cut
You and you and her
I’m over it. You’re done
Welcome to the purge
No one’s safe and
Everybody’s cut
Look me in the eyes
Look me in the eyes
Look me in the eyes
I don’t trust it
Look me in the eyes
Look me in the eyes
Look me in the eyes
I don’t trust it
Everybody lies
Everybody lies
Everybody lies
I call bullshit
Lock your doors
Stay inside
Hide your kids and hide your wife
Welcome to the purge
Everybody’s cut
You and you and her
I’m over it. You’re done
Welcome to the purge
No one’s safe and
Everybody’s cut
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![JAX - Barbara, your husband is gay (interlude) [Official Visualizer]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fkdl58q5RZg/hqdefault.jpg "JAX - Barbara, your husband is gay (interlude) [Official Visualizer]
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LYRICS:
You hone in on every sin except the ones in your control...
But Barbara, we both know that’s not how Jesus rolls.
You’re yelling at other peoples’ kids in the comments section freaking out
But Barbara, do you know where your kids are right now?
You spend every waking hour on your laptop playing God
But Barbara, oh Barbara even God thinks this is odd.
You spend so much time on Facebook you can’t see what’s in your face...
If you came up for air and took a rage break from the hate
You might notice that your husband’s been out with the boys for days
Don’t worry Barbara, I’m sure he isn’t gay.
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