Uploaded October 2017 | Updated September 2026, 6 hours ago
It all kicks off down at the Chinese restaurant with myself and 10 of those Five-Star bellend bots racing around shooting anyone and everyone in a mad race to be the first mass-murderer to bag 30 kills, except that now even with their magic rule-breaking five-star powers the bots are still all equally as crippled as I am thanks to the mysterious ways of the almighty Blunderbuss, a weapon with novelty value of biblical proportions.
Behold the weapon's utterly random spread & damage at all ranges. Truly this is the work of incompetence and uselessness.
It all kicks off down at the Chinese restaurant with myself and 10 of those Five-Star bellend bots racing around shooting anyone and everyone in a mad race to be the first mass-murderer to bag 30 kills, except that now even with their magic rule-breaking five-star powers the bots are still all equally as crippled as I am thanks to the mysterious ways of the almighty Blunderbuss, a weapon with novelty value of biblical proportions.
Behold the weapon's utterly random spread & damage at all ranges. Truly this is the work of incompetence and uselessness.
