Uploaded January 2019 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

Performed by Charley Rossman
Written by Jim Lujan and Charley Rossman
Recorded and produced by Jim Lujan

Lyrics:


He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed
And frankly kids, not too good in bed
And many awful things were said about him

He’s not the smoothest man about town
Shoots for the sky, ends up on the ground
Goes for a swim, he’s bound….to drown

He’s got a lot of nerve to persist
And some might say he should not exist
And others say he should slit his wrists
Eat a fist!

(Repeat, rinse, and lather…)

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