Uploaded February 2011 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Happy Valentine's Day, from Keroro to Tamama. Parody written by Thorn and Yoshi, sung by Yoshi with Thorn over a karaoke version of the original.

==Lyrics==

Woa, oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest

Once I took you to the dollar store
Saw you lick the candy off the floor
While deplorable
It was adorable
Had Hepatitis for the longest time

Went for Chinese last Valentines Day
Ambience was a bit much I'd say
I like Pick-Up-Stix
But hate those fucking crickets
They have been chirping for the longest time

Woa, oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest

Then I thought some flowers would be nice
But I remembered the awful price
It's not the right way
Why is this a holiday
Ain't been official for the longest time

Maybe I could spend a bit less
But Giroro makes
Me maintain his dress
Maybe I could buy you one too
I went to the store
But they were out of glue

I'm in love and wish I could say how
But there's a choc'late markup right now
What else can I say
Fuck you, Valentines Day
You have been bullshit for the longest time

I hope I can keep you my life
No one thinks you're male
They think you're my wife
I'm not against that idea
But there's something wrong
You don't have a vagina

But no matter how the days go by
I will still be staring at your eye
It's looking crusty
I think you need some more sleep
I've kept you awake for the longest time

Woa, oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest