Uploaded November 2010 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
MP3: mediafire.com/?5hr2j4il00x9h2h Inspired by a comment on Sgt Frog Abridged Episode 4 by SophineW. Special thanks to her
"The Lonely Dance", a parody of Men Without Hats' "The Safety Dance". Sung by ThornBrain as the SFA character Dororo, with cameos by Revy Moonshine as character Koyuki. New lyrics by ThornBrain, original song and lyrics by Ivan Doroshuck and Men Without Hats.
Karaoke version used: youtube.com/watch?v=mO_ljSA_v4o
==Lyrics==
Those friends you speak of,
They're no friends of mine
*Music starts*
Koyuki: WHAT the hell?
L---O---N---E---L---Y---
Lonely
Dance
I can run if I want to
I can leave my friends behind
'Cause they all are cunts, my god they are cunts
They are no friends of mine
Say
We can help who we want to
Got the planet on my mind
Yes, I'm an invader from out of this world
But I left that far behind
I wanna dance
Koyuki: I see...
I can go where I want to
I'm a ninja, wonder why?
Well I'm not telling! HA-HA-HAHA-HA
I'd be funny if I tried
Say
I can fight if I want to
Times are tough, but so am I
Guess I broke my leg
And they left me for dead
But I swear I will not cry
Say
We can dance
We can dance
Everything's under control
We can dance
We can dance
Without them, life is full
We can dance
We can dance
It's alright if you take a glance
We can dance
We can dance
My friends never gave me a cha-ance
The lonely dance
Oh the lonely dance
It's the lonely dance
Koyuki: Are you ok?
Yeah, it's the lonely dance!
I can dance if I want to
I've got all my life in line
Family is rich 'n' buyin' friends is bitchin'
Ask my mom and they are mine
Say
We can dance if we want to
We can leave my friends behind
Because ask them what they think my name is
And see they're no friends of mine
Say
We can dance
We can dance
Panicking's under control
We can dance
We can dance
Happiness on a roll
We can dance
We can dance
Sure they act evil at first glance
We can dance
We can dance
They'll never give me a cha-ance
The lonely dance
The lonely dance
It's the lonely dance
It's the lonely dance
The lonely daa*choke*ance
It's the lonely dance
The lonely dance- FRIE-HE-HENDSHIP!!!
It's the lonely dance!
The lonely dance!!!
Koyuki: You're a hopeless case.
MP3: mediafire.com/?5hr2j4il00x9h2h Inspired by a comment on Sgt Frog Abridged Episode 4 by SophineW. Special thanks to her
"The Lonely Dance", a parody of Men Without Hats' "The Safety Dance". Sung by ThornBrain as the SFA character Dororo, with cameos by Revy Moonshine as character Koyuki. New lyrics by ThornBrain, original song and lyrics by Ivan Doroshuck and Men Without Hats.
Karaoke version used: youtube.com/watch?v=mO_ljSA_v4o
==Lyrics==
Those friends you speak of,
They're no friends of mine
*Music starts*
Koyuki: WHAT the hell?
L---O---N---E---L---Y---
Lonely
Dance
I can run if I want to
I can leave my friends behind
'Cause they all are cunts, my god they are cunts
They are no friends of mine
Say
We can help who we want to
Got the planet on my mind
Yes, I'm an invader from out of this world
But I left that far behind
I wanna dance
Koyuki: I see...
I can go where I want to
I'm a ninja, wonder why?
Well I'm not telling! HA-HA-HAHA-HA
I'd be funny if I tried
Say
I can fight if I want to
Times are tough, but so am I
Guess I broke my leg
And they left me for dead
But I swear I will not cry
Say
We can dance
We can dance
Everything's under control
We can dance
We can dance
Without them, life is full
We can dance
We can dance
It's alright if you take a glance
We can dance
We can dance
My friends never gave me a cha-ance
The lonely dance
Oh the lonely dance
It's the lonely dance
Koyuki: Are you ok?
Yeah, it's the lonely dance!
I can dance if I want to
I've got all my life in line
Family is rich 'n' buyin' friends is bitchin'
Ask my mom and they are mine
Say
We can dance if we want to
We can leave my friends behind
Because ask them what they think my name is
And see they're no friends of mine
Say
We can dance
We can dance
Panicking's under control
We can dance
We can dance
Happiness on a roll
We can dance
We can dance
Sure they act evil at first glance
We can dance
We can dance
They'll never give me a cha-ance
The lonely dance
The lonely dance
It's the lonely dance
It's the lonely dance
The lonely daa*choke*ance
It's the lonely dance
The lonely dance- FRIE-HE-HENDSHIP!!!
It's the lonely dance!
The lonely dance!!!
Koyuki: You're a hopeless case.
