Uploaded February 2013 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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I thought I'd try my hands at making a smexual. Please read the description for the lyrics okay?. Also first time using earrape.

Music Used:

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island - Athletic
TMNT 4: Turtles in Time - Shredder's Trump Card
Mario Kart DS - Delfino Square

Lyrics:

Mario: *Starts acting crazy* Ah, the princess. She make-a my peepee go boing!
Help-a me fuck-a Bowser.
Yoshi: Peekaboo!
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Wario: Yeah!
Waluigi: Yes.
Bowser: ?
Mario: Oh boy, look at that Bowser.
Bowser: Hm?
Mario: Get over here! I'm-a gonna rape-a you!
Bowser: No!
(Mario gets angry and throws a fireball at Bowser)
Mario: Buttsecks time!
(Luigi, Yoshi, Wario, and Waluigi join in)
Bowser: Uh oh. (gets raped) *BOOM!*
Mario: DED!
Heavy: DED!
Mario: Pootets!
Heavy: Pootis!
Mario: Pootets!
Heavy: Pootis!
Mario: Pootets!
Heavy: Pootis!
Mario: Pootets!
Heavy: *laughs* You crack me up little man.
Mario: Let's-a do cocaine.
Luigi: Sey!
Wario: Yay!
Waluigi: Yay!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Heavy: Sey!
(Everyone starts snorting cocaine and goes on a cocaine trip Dry Spy appears)
Dry Spy: Gentlemen, I am Dry Spy. What? But of Sey! *Snorts the cocaine and joins* (Heavy wakes up and slaps the Dry Spy)
Heavy: Stupid Spy! That is our cocaine!
Dry Spy: Fuck you fatty! (Wario wakes up)
Wario: Heavy!
Heavy: Da.
Wario: Let's-a go!
Heavy: Very well. (Both get ready to fart)
Dry Spy: Merde.
(Heavy and Wario rocket fart and knock the Dry Spy away and laugh at him)
Heavy: The burning you feel is shiiit! Mario!
Mario: Hmmmm?
Heavy: I am full of Mushrooms, and I am a sniper.
Sniper: No! I'm gonna piss you a new asshole *unzips fly*
Heavy: Uh oh.
Sniper: Jararte! *throws the jarate at Heavy and laughs at him*
Heavy: Aaaah! My ass, it burns! Fire fire fire! I'm burn!
Sniper: Keep opening that big hole, while it's still attached to your bloody ass! *Waluigi scares the Sniper* Ded. (Heavy still panics from the fire, Waluigi knocks the dead Sniper's body on top of Heavy)
Heavy: Thank you, Waluigi.
Waluigi: Heh heh. Waluigi's number one.
Heavy: Heavy is poot fairy princess. Give teeth to Russian Poot Fairy.
Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi: No!
Heavy: Then smell my fart! (The others panic) *BOOM!* We are DED! Surprise Big Not!

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