Uploaded March 2018 | Updated September 2026, 21 hours ago

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WARNING: Contains harsh language and sexism. Viewer discretion is advised.

Massive thanks to Taylor Z for inspiration. You led me to this, m8! :D

Footage from Theodore Tugboat - Emily and the Tug of War
Additional audio from George Carlin - When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

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