Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
Ernie plays doctor and wants to practice the things that they do in case he wants to be one someday. He makes Bert act as the patient for his check-up, though Bert gets slightly paranoid during the exam wondering if he's really sick. Ernie checks Bert's heart (first mistaking his nose for it), mouth, and pulse (Ernie: "Bert, either you have no pulse or my watch is broken."). At the end, Bert wonders how he is feeling, but Ernie can't tell him that until he's a real doctor... twenty-three years from now. Bert faints after Ernie's answer and Ernie wonders if there's a doctor in the house.
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Ernie plays doctor and wants to practice the things that they do in case he wants to be one someday. He makes Bert act as the patient for his check-up, though Bert gets slightly paranoid during the exam wondering if he's really sick. Ernie checks Bert's heart (first mistaking his nose for it), mouth, and pulse (Ernie: "Bert, either you have no pulse or my watch is broken."). At the end, Bert wonders how he is feeling, but Ernie can't tell him that until he's a real doctor... twenty-three years from now. Bert faints after Ernie's answer and Ernie wonders if there's a doctor in the house.
Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright At 1976, allowance is made for ‘fair use’ for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.







