Uploaded November 2013 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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PART 1

This academic documentary, commissioned by the Academic Channel, is based on the academic research of Rev Jason Burns and contains INCONTESTABLE HISTORICAL FACTS about the origins of the Shroud of Turin.

Background: Two British motherfuckers sent me the raw footage (filmed on a SHITTY FUCKING PHONE) and axed me to apply ma fucked-up editing skillz to make it look MARGINALLY LESS SHIT.

Caution: CONTAINS 100% TRUE FACTUAL EVIDENCE