Uploaded December 2011 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
Sean Connery shares some of his favorite things.
Download the song here: soundcloud.com/thomasproductions/sean-connerys-favorite-things
A parody of the song "My Favorite Things" by Richard Rodgers
LYRICS:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm wollen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Changing some lyrics 'cause I'm not Von Trapp
I say that if it's not Scottish it's crap!
Driving fast cars, smoking cigars
Wearing lots of plaid
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Slivers on whips that give men forty lashes
Salmon that spawn and then swim down the stream
These are a few of my favorite things
Wearing no pants and inspecting my undies
Sitting on stools in the buff just for funsies
Not shaving my chest hair anytime soon
If I shaved at seven, it'd be back by noon!
Drinking whiskey, playing Skyrim
Not acting one bit
I sometimes remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel like sh*t
Surfing the net to find pics of Bob Saget
Telling a n00b on Xbox he's a f@ggot
Sampling chocolates that really aren't mine
I'll only stop if you catch me in time
Singing some carols to ward off a demon
Chatting with my BFF Morgan Freeman
Talking with Sean on the telephone line
I somehow find his company divine
Going to see, New Years Eve
Man that movie sucked!
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so f***ed!
Sean Connery shares some of his favorite things.
Download the song here: soundcloud.com/thomasproductions/sean-connerys-favorite-things
A parody of the song "My Favorite Things" by Richard Rodgers
LYRICS:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm wollen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Changing some lyrics 'cause I'm not Von Trapp
I say that if it's not Scottish it's crap!
Driving fast cars, smoking cigars
Wearing lots of plaid
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Slivers on whips that give men forty lashes
Salmon that spawn and then swim down the stream
These are a few of my favorite things
Wearing no pants and inspecting my undies
Sitting on stools in the buff just for funsies
Not shaving my chest hair anytime soon
If I shaved at seven, it'd be back by noon!
Drinking whiskey, playing Skyrim
Not acting one bit
I sometimes remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel like sh*t
Surfing the net to find pics of Bob Saget
Telling a n00b on Xbox he's a f@ggot
Sampling chocolates that really aren't mine
I'll only stop if you catch me in time
Singing some carols to ward off a demon
Chatting with my BFF Morgan Freeman
Talking with Sean on the telephone line
I somehow find his company divine
Going to see, New Years Eve
Man that movie sucked!
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so f***ed!
