Uploaded July 2021 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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From opposite sides of the North Sea, Godless Scummer and Hopswatch will watch tonight's semi finals in the 2021 European Championships between Englishland and the Bland Netherlands (aka England and Denmark ... but who the F*** uses those outdated names nowadays ...?)

No sucker on the screen - neither of us want to have our channels banned. Just us, hanging out, supporting our respective teams, and probably having a pint or two.