Uploaded October 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
"Screening"
Doctor Romantic
stared at his screen.
His screen stared back.
“Harry. Your weight’s good, blood pressure good, blood count good, liver tests good, kidney tests good, cholesterol good, no diabetes, thyroid gland good. And…. last by no means least…. your prostate gland…. so very good.”
Then he looked at Harry.
“O dear Harry –
what’s wrong?
What’s happened?”
26.8.25 Robin Kelly
"Screening"
Doctor Romantic
stared at his screen.
His screen stared back.
“Harry. Your weight’s good, blood pressure good, blood count good, liver tests good, kidney tests good, cholesterol good, no diabetes, thyroid gland good. And…. last by no means least…. your prostate gland…. so very good.”
Then he looked at Harry.
“O dear Harry –
what’s wrong?
What’s happened?”
26.8.25 Robin Kelly



