Uploaded April 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
What's up everyone!!!
We are back with the third song off of The Unsure Mixtape. It's called Laundry and Taxes.
Follow me on Instagram and TikTok for updates!
TikTok: tiktok.com/@andrew_schur
Instagram: instagram.com/andrew_schur/?hl=en
Website: schurmusic.com
About the song:
I wrote this song after watching the movie, Everything Everywhere All At Once. I was inspired by the line "In another life, I would’ve really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you." This song is about how even activities that seem dull become coveted when you do them with the person or people you love. I hope you enjoy!
I'd like to thank Romy (my girlfriend) and Drew (my friend) for helping me figure out where to take this song and how to finalize it.
Finally, a huge shoutout to Jack, my mastering engineer who has mastered all of the songs off of The Unsure Mixtape. His info is here: masteredbyjack.com
Lyrics:
I met a genie in Brooklyn (Brooklyn)
In a run down building (crumbling)
With a caved in ceiling (sunlight)
They were wearing jeans (raw denim)
A little peculiar (so strange)
But I think I know the rules here (I’ll play)
I get three wishes (no more)
But the genie said please
They said
I get a little cold sometimes
I was born a slave and now I’m locked away
And you can never free me
So just please me with no greed today
So I thought about world peace
But the genie said that that’s too steep
So I thought of you in your sundress
And I finally made my request I said
Laundry and taxes
I would take as my last wish
If my company was you I wouldn’t complain
I would sit on my mattress
As I tally up my assets
And bless the Tuesday I learned your name
The genie thought I was bluffing (bluffing)
But I really need nothing (sh)
With a 1099 and a few clotheslines and a little of your time
I’m blushing gushing
Touching that we really got something (something)
But the genie was slumping down in the dumps
And looking for a diamond in the rough they said
I get a little cold sometimes
I was born a slave and now I’m locked away
And you can never free me
So just please me with no greed today
So I thought about world peace
But the genie said that that’s too steep
So I thought of you in your sundress
And I finally made my request I said
Laundry and taxes
I would take as my last wish
If my company was you I wouldn’t complain (no no no no)
I would sit on my mattress
As I tally up my assets
And bless the Tuesday I learned your name
Laundry and taxes
I would take as my last wish
If my company was you I wouldn’t complain (no no no no)
I would sit on my mattress
As I tally up my assets
And bless the Tuesday I learned your name
What's up everyone!!!
We are back with the third song off of The Unsure Mixtape. It's called Laundry and Taxes.
Follow me on Instagram and TikTok for updates!
TikTok: tiktok.com/@andrew_schur
Instagram: instagram.com/andrew_schur/?hl=en
Website: schurmusic.com
About the song:
I wrote this song after watching the movie, Everything Everywhere All At Once. I was inspired by the line "In another life, I would’ve really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you." This song is about how even activities that seem dull become coveted when you do them with the person or people you love. I hope you enjoy!
I'd like to thank Romy (my girlfriend) and Drew (my friend) for helping me figure out where to take this song and how to finalize it.
Finally, a huge shoutout to Jack, my mastering engineer who has mastered all of the songs off of The Unsure Mixtape. His info is here: masteredbyjack.com
Lyrics:
I met a genie in Brooklyn (Brooklyn)
In a run down building (crumbling)
With a caved in ceiling (sunlight)
They were wearing jeans (raw denim)
A little peculiar (so strange)
But I think I know the rules here (I’ll play)
I get three wishes (no more)
But the genie said please
They said
I get a little cold sometimes
I was born a slave and now I’m locked away
And you can never free me
So just please me with no greed today
So I thought about world peace
But the genie said that that’s too steep
So I thought of you in your sundress
And I finally made my request I said
Laundry and taxes
I would take as my last wish
If my company was you I wouldn’t complain
I would sit on my mattress
As I tally up my assets
And bless the Tuesday I learned your name
The genie thought I was bluffing (bluffing)
But I really need nothing (sh)
With a 1099 and a few clotheslines and a little of your time
I’m blushing gushing
Touching that we really got something (something)
But the genie was slumping down in the dumps
And looking for a diamond in the rough they said
I get a little cold sometimes
I was born a slave and now I’m locked away
And you can never free me
So just please me with no greed today
So I thought about world peace
But the genie said that that’s too steep
So I thought of you in your sundress
And I finally made my request I said
Laundry and taxes
I would take as my last wish
If my company was you I wouldn’t complain (no no no no)
I would sit on my mattress
As I tally up my assets
And bless the Tuesday I learned your name
Laundry and taxes
I would take as my last wish
If my company was you I wouldn’t complain (no no no no)
I would sit on my mattress
As I tally up my assets
And bless the Tuesday I learned your name










