Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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I love Eurovision, and everything that's totally bonkers about it.... So I wanted to make my own unofficial entry for it! I hope you enjoy!

Lyrics:

Intro
I ironed my socks for this.
I learned to count to ten in five languages.
I am ready.

Verse 1
I packed a teabag in my carry-on.
I brought a plug that doesn’t fit the wall.
Everyone’s glowing, I’m pale and wrong—
Teach me the dance, I’ll give it my all.

Pre-Hook
Oui! Ja! Si! Da!
Teach me how to say “Hurrah!”
Pizza, stroopwafel, bratwurst, fries—
Europe’s got the party prize.

Chorus 1
EU-RO-PA! / SU-PER-NO-VA!
Take me higher, take me over!
EU-RO-PA! / SU-PER-NO-VA!
Shine forever, party’s closer!

Verse 2
I tried to clap on beat, I missed the cue.
I wore my trainers in a fancy venue.
I don’t know the words, but I’ll sing along—
I’ll shout the vowels, I can’t go wrong.

Pre-Hook
Oui! Ja! Si! Da!
Teach me how to say “Hurrah!”
Gelato, waffles, schnitzel, fries—
Europe’s got the party prize.

Chorus 2
EU-RO-PA! / SU-PER-NO-VA!
Blast me faster, pull me closer!
EU-RO-PA! / SU-PER-NO-VA!
Spin me round your starry roller!

Jumpstyle Break
LEFT! RIGHT! JUMP-JUMP-JUMP!
STOMP-STOMP—KICK IT!
EU-RO-PA! / SU-PER-NO-VA!
EU-RO-PA! / SU-PER-NO-VA!

Bridge
I am the custard in your tiramisu.
I am the umbrella in your fondue.
I am the queue outside your club at two.
Europe, I belong to you.

Final Chorus (Mantra)
EU-RO-PA! / SU-PER-NO-VA!
Louder, louder, take me over!
EU-RO-PA! / SU-PER-NO-VA!
Forever, ever, supernova!
EU-RO-PA! / SU-PER-NO-VA!
Jump together, stomp it over!
EU-RO-PA! / SU-PER-NO-VA!
We’re exploding, never sober!

Outro
Thank you.
I will now queue politely!