Uploaded October 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
The followup to "I Ironed My Socks For This!" by popular demand.... Of one person!
This was way harder than the original version!
Lyrics:
[Intro]
They gave me a medal
I still don't know why
I have seventeen stamps in my passport
I cannot stop dancing
[Verse 1]
I came back different, they don't understand
I kiss both cheeks now, I wave with my hand
I bought a baguette just to carry around
I'm playing accordion without any sound
[Pre-Chorus]
Ciao! Prost! Salud! Aloha!
Wait, that's not right
Pastéis, cannoli, croissants, chips
Europe's still on my lips!
[Chorus]
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Still inside me, won't blow over!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Miss the party, getting older!
[Verse 2]
I pressed the button for the second floor twice
That's how they do it, continental advice!
I said sorry to a chair that I bumped in Tesco's
They looked at me strange, but in Rome, that's normal!
[Pre-Chorus]
Merci! Danke! Grazie! More!
Teach me how to slam the door!
Tapas, pierogi, crepes, poutine
That's Quebec, but still, you see what I mean!
[Chorus]
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Stuck in London, game is over!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Book me flights, I'm coming closer!
[Break]
LEFT! RIGHT! JUMP-JUMP-JUMP!
STOMP-STOMP, KICK IT!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
[Bridge]
I am the teabag in your espresso shot
I am the small talk in your après-ski spot
I am the one person who tips in Prague
Europe, I'm your catalogue!
[Breakdown]
They taught me the cheek-kiss
Left, right, left, or was it right, left, right?
I panic every time
I just go in for a hug now
It confuses everyone
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT'S HAPPENING
[Final Chorus]
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Stamp my forehead, pull me over!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Every weekend, budget rover!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Ryanair, I'm staying sober!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Forty countries, GAME NOT OVER!
[Outro]
I've learned to live without apologies
I now own three types of cheese I cannot pronounce
I am inevitable
[End]
The followup to "I Ironed My Socks For This!" by popular demand.... Of one person!
This was way harder than the original version!
Lyrics:
[Intro]
They gave me a medal
I still don't know why
I have seventeen stamps in my passport
I cannot stop dancing
[Verse 1]
I came back different, they don't understand
I kiss both cheeks now, I wave with my hand
I bought a baguette just to carry around
I'm playing accordion without any sound
[Pre-Chorus]
Ciao! Prost! Salud! Aloha!
Wait, that's not right
Pastéis, cannoli, croissants, chips
Europe's still on my lips!
[Chorus]
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Still inside me, won't blow over!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Miss the party, getting older!
[Verse 2]
I pressed the button for the second floor twice
That's how they do it, continental advice!
I said sorry to a chair that I bumped in Tesco's
They looked at me strange, but in Rome, that's normal!
[Pre-Chorus]
Merci! Danke! Grazie! More!
Teach me how to slam the door!
Tapas, pierogi, crepes, poutine
That's Quebec, but still, you see what I mean!
[Chorus]
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Stuck in London, game is over!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Book me flights, I'm coming closer!
[Break]
LEFT! RIGHT! JUMP-JUMP-JUMP!
STOMP-STOMP, KICK IT!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
[Bridge]
I am the teabag in your espresso shot
I am the small talk in your après-ski spot
I am the one person who tips in Prague
Europe, I'm your catalogue!
[Breakdown]
They taught me the cheek-kiss
Left, right, left, or was it right, left, right?
I panic every time
I just go in for a hug now
It confuses everyone
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT'S HAPPENING
[Final Chorus]
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Stamp my forehead, pull me over!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Every weekend, budget rover!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Ryanair, I'm staying sober!
EU-RO-PA! SU-PER-NO-VA!
Forty countries, GAME NOT OVER!
[Outro]
I've learned to live without apologies
I now own three types of cheese I cannot pronounce
I am inevitable
[End]

![Schizomanicman - The Architecture of a Heart
Here is my song The Architecture of a Heart. My first attempt at writing a song that could be by a real artist. I hope you enjoy my song!
Here are the lyrics:
[Verse 1]
I was a collection of jagged edges and silver-lined cracks
Walking a tightrope on a floor made of broken glass
I’d memorized the layout of every shadow in this room
Building a fortress out of the silence and the gloom
I kept the windows shuttered and the deadbolt on the door
Forgot what the sun felt like dancing on the floor
I thought the pieces were too small to ever fit again
Just a ghost in a house where the walls were wearing thin
[Pre-Chorus]
But then you stood there with a lantern in the dark
No blueprints for the damage, just a kindness in your spark
And I felt the rust start to crumble off the hinge
A color bleeding back into a world that had gone singe
[Chorus]
Oh, it’s the greatest kind of magic,
the way that love can heal
Taking all the hollow parts and making them feel real
It’s a master architect, it’s a gold-leaf mend
The story doesn’t have to break, it only has to bend
You don’t need a miracle,
you don’t need a work of art
You just have to swing the door wide to the architecture of your heart
[Verse 2]
Now the hallways are humming with a frequency I recognize
I’m seeing a different version of myself reflected in your eyes
You didn’t come with hammers,
you didn’t come to tear it down
You just sat among the ruins until we found the solid ground
It’s a quiet revolution, it’s a slow-motion grace
Watching the light find every single hidden, dusty place
[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, the rust is gone and the hinges move like silk
A brand new foundation built on something like a promise
or a milk-white moon
And I’m not afraid of the wind anymore
[Chorus]
Oh, it’s the greatest kind of magic,
the way that love can heal
Taking all the hollow parts and making them feel real
t’s a master architect, it’s a gold-leaf mend
The story doesn’t have to break, it only has to bend
You don’t need a miracle, you don’t need a work of art
You just have to swing the door wide to the architecture of your heart
[Bridge]
It’s not a weakness to be soft, it’s a power to be known
You can build a palace from the seeds that you have sown
Every fracture is a window where the light gets to decide
That it’s better on the open road than staying tucked inside
It’ll fix the broken person, it’ll stitch the spirit whole
It’s the only holy water that can ever rinse the soul
JUST OPEN UP THE DOOR!
[Chorus]
Oh, it’s the greatest kind of magic, the way that love can heal
Taking all the hollow parts and making them feel real
It’s a master architect, it’s a gold-leaf mend
The story doesn’t have to break, it only has to bend
You don’t need a miracle, you don’t need a work of art
You just have to swing the door wide to the architecture of your heart Schizomanicman - The Architecture of a Heart](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RRyEninF6C4/mqdefault.jpg)

![SCHIZOMANICMAN - I FEEL ALIVE
I hope you enjoy my tune!
[Verse 1]
I feel young when I close my eyes
Still chasing stars across the sky
But the mirror tells a different tale
A stranger’s face, skin grown pale
[Verse 2]
I laugh the same, I dream the same
But time has played its quiet game
I reach for youth I still believe
But see a face I can’t retrieve
[Chorus]
I feel young, I feel alive
Even if the mirror lied
Love’s not fading, it’s grown bright
Burns more fierce in softer light
[Bridge]
I’m not old, just older than I thought
Still chasing things I never caught
Still laughing at the same old jokes
Still hoping something never broke
[Verse 3]
I see my father in my eyes
A stranger wearing my disguise
But I still dance when no one sees
Still dream like I’ve got time to bleed
[Chorus]
I feel young, I feel alive
Even if the mirror lied
Love’s not fading, it’s grown bright
Burns more fierce in softer light
[Verse 4]
I feel young when I close my eyes
Still chasing stars across the sky
But the mirror tells a different tale
A stranger’s face, skin grown pale
[Chorus]
I feel young, I feel alive
Even if the mirror lied
Love’s not fading, it’s grown bright
Burns more fierce in softer light SCHIZOMANICMAN - I FEEL ALIVE](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RjFfSrjQWn8/mqdefault.jpg)






