Uploaded June 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
Congrats to the four people who get this joke
SOUND SOURCES:
1949 (Kiss Me Kate): "Veggietales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown"
1950 (South Pacific): "Oh, Mary!" by Cole Escola (clip from CBS Sunday Morning)
1951 (Guys & Dolls): Vine
1952 (The King And I): "The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie"
1953 (Wonderful Town): "Empire State of Mind," Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys
1954 (Kismet): "It'll Be Okay" Friendship is Witchcraft
1955 (The Pajama Game): "Squid on Strike," SpongeBob Squarepants
1956 (Damn Yankees): "Shadow The Hedgehog," SnapCube Real-Time Fandub
1957 (My Fair Lady): "Making A Man," Operation Mincemeat
1958 (The Music Man): "Buster The Myth Maker, Arthur / "Seventy-Six Trombones," The Music Man
1959 (Redhead): "Headhunters," Gravity Falls
1960 (The Sound of Music & Fiorello!): "The Election of 1800," Hamilton
1961 (Bye Bye Birdie): "Oct. 28, 1956," The Ed Sullivan Show"
1962 (How To Succeed...): Theme to "The Office"
1963 (...Forum): @leeleelance, TikTok
1964 (Hello, Dolly!): "Matchmaker, Matchmaker," Fiddler on the Roof
1965 (Fiddler on the Roof): "Bum Biddy," Eight Crazy Nights
1966 (Man of La Mancha): "Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy," SpongeBob Squarepants / Vine
1967 (Cabaret): "Kid Gorgeous," John Mulaney
1968 (Hallelujah, Baby!): "Purlie Victorious," by Ossie Davis (clip from 2023 Broadway revival)
1969 (1776): "The Adams Administration," Hamilton
1970 (Applause): Jeb Bush 2016 Presidential Campaign
1971 (Company): "Frosty The Snowman," Rankin/Bass
1972 (Two Gentlemen of Verona): Anthony Padilla, Vine
1973 (A Little Night Music): "Finale," The Office
1974 (Raisin): Theme to "The Jeffersons"
1975 (The Wiz): "The Wizard and I," Wicked
1976 (A Chorus Line): "High School Musical"
1977 (Annie): "Tomorrow," Annie
1978 (Ain't Misbehavin'): "Ain't Misbehavin'," Stormy Weather
1979 (Sweeney Todd): "The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing," Beetlejuice
1980 (Evita): "Act I Finale," The Drowsy Chaperone
1981 (42nd Street): 42nd Street (1933 film)
1982 (Nine): "POV you have an argument with Mario and Luigi"
1983 (Cats): "UP," Bigtop Burger
1984 (La Cage Aux Folles): "I Love You Phillip Morris"
1985 (Big River): "A River in a Dry Land," Persona 5 / "Oh, Mary!" by Cole Escola
1986 (Edwin Drood): "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
1987 (Les Misérables): "24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole"
1988 (Phantom of the Opera): "The Phantom of the Opera" (2004 film)
1989 (Jerome Robbins' B'way): "Werewolf vs. Unicorn," Robot Chicken
1990 (City of Angels): "To Boldly Flee," Channel Awesome
1991 (Will Rogers Follies): Vine
1992 (Crazy For You): same as above
1993 (Kiss of the Spider Woman): "The Adventures of Shark-Boy and Lava Girl"
1994 (Passion): "2much2na with Stephen Colbert," "Oh Hello on Broadway"
1995 (Sunset Boulevard): "F9 – Our Return to Theatres"
1996 (Rent): "A Musical," Something Rotten
1997 (Titanic): "My Heart Will Go On," Titanic / Metal Pipe Falling SFX
1998 (Lion King): "The Ultimate 'Madagascar' Recap Cartoon," Cas Van De Pol
1999 (Fosse): "Liza Minelli Tries to Turn Off a Lamp," SNL
2000 (Contact): "The Perfect Pokérap," Unraveled & Polygon
2001 (The Producers): "Hitler Rap," To Be Or Not To Be
2002 (Millie): "Advanced Gay," Community
2003 (Hairspray): "civil rights beam," @nass_is_secretly_a_pikmin
2004 (Avenue Q): "Man or Muppet," The Muppets (2011)
2005 (Spamalot): "Spam," Monty Python's Flying Circus
2006 (Jersey Boys): "Whale of a Birthday," SpongeBob Squarepants
2007 (Spring Awakening): "Spring Awakening: Those You've Known"
2008 (In The Heights): "Washington Song," Brad Neely / "In The Heights," In The Heights
2009 (Billy Elliot): "Headhunters," Gravity Falls
2010 (Memphis): "The Best, Worst, and Blandest Games of 2019," Zero Punctuation
2011 (Book of Mormon): "Hello!," The Book of Mormon / "Frozen"
2012 (Once): Vine
2013 (Kinky Boots): Vine
2014 (Gentleman's Guide): "Sonic Adventure 2," SnapCube Real-Time Fandub
2015 (Fun Home): "Lesbian Lightning Round!," Billy On The Street
2016 (Hamilton): "Lazy Sunday," SNL
2017 (Dear Evan Hansen): "RuPaul's Drag Race"
2018 (The Band's Visit): "The Hostage Negotiator Knows The Hostage Taker From Way Back," Make Some Noise
2019 (Hadestown): "Hercules: The Animated Series" (clip from "Hercules: Disney's Beautiful Hot Mess" by Lindsay Ellis)
2020 (Moulin Rouge!): "El Tango de Roxanne," Moulin Rouge!
2021 (no Tony award, pandemic)
2022 (A Strange Loop): "An Original Musical," [title of show]
2023 (Kimberly Akimbo): "BattleBlock Theatre"
2024 (The Outsiders): "HUNK NIGHT SUMMER," Let's Make A Music podcast
2025 (Maybe Happy Ending): "The Iron Giant
Congrats to the four people who get this joke
SOUND SOURCES:
1949 (Kiss Me Kate): "Veggietales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown"
1950 (South Pacific): "Oh, Mary!" by Cole Escola (clip from CBS Sunday Morning)
1951 (Guys & Dolls): Vine
1952 (The King And I): "The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie"
1953 (Wonderful Town): "Empire State of Mind," Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys
1954 (Kismet): "It'll Be Okay" Friendship is Witchcraft
1955 (The Pajama Game): "Squid on Strike," SpongeBob Squarepants
1956 (Damn Yankees): "Shadow The Hedgehog," SnapCube Real-Time Fandub
1957 (My Fair Lady): "Making A Man," Operation Mincemeat
1958 (The Music Man): "Buster The Myth Maker, Arthur / "Seventy-Six Trombones," The Music Man
1959 (Redhead): "Headhunters," Gravity Falls
1960 (The Sound of Music & Fiorello!): "The Election of 1800," Hamilton
1961 (Bye Bye Birdie): "Oct. 28, 1956," The Ed Sullivan Show"
1962 (How To Succeed...): Theme to "The Office"
1963 (...Forum): @leeleelance, TikTok
1964 (Hello, Dolly!): "Matchmaker, Matchmaker," Fiddler on the Roof
1965 (Fiddler on the Roof): "Bum Biddy," Eight Crazy Nights
1966 (Man of La Mancha): "Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy," SpongeBob Squarepants / Vine
1967 (Cabaret): "Kid Gorgeous," John Mulaney
1968 (Hallelujah, Baby!): "Purlie Victorious," by Ossie Davis (clip from 2023 Broadway revival)
1969 (1776): "The Adams Administration," Hamilton
1970 (Applause): Jeb Bush 2016 Presidential Campaign
1971 (Company): "Frosty The Snowman," Rankin/Bass
1972 (Two Gentlemen of Verona): Anthony Padilla, Vine
1973 (A Little Night Music): "Finale," The Office
1974 (Raisin): Theme to "The Jeffersons"
1975 (The Wiz): "The Wizard and I," Wicked
1976 (A Chorus Line): "High School Musical"
1977 (Annie): "Tomorrow," Annie
1978 (Ain't Misbehavin'): "Ain't Misbehavin'," Stormy Weather
1979 (Sweeney Todd): "The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing," Beetlejuice
1980 (Evita): "Act I Finale," The Drowsy Chaperone
1981 (42nd Street): 42nd Street (1933 film)
1982 (Nine): "POV you have an argument with Mario and Luigi"
1983 (Cats): "UP," Bigtop Burger
1984 (La Cage Aux Folles): "I Love You Phillip Morris"
1985 (Big River): "A River in a Dry Land," Persona 5 / "Oh, Mary!" by Cole Escola
1986 (Edwin Drood): "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
1987 (Les Misérables): "24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole"
1988 (Phantom of the Opera): "The Phantom of the Opera" (2004 film)
1989 (Jerome Robbins' B'way): "Werewolf vs. Unicorn," Robot Chicken
1990 (City of Angels): "To Boldly Flee," Channel Awesome
1991 (Will Rogers Follies): Vine
1992 (Crazy For You): same as above
1993 (Kiss of the Spider Woman): "The Adventures of Shark-Boy and Lava Girl"
1994 (Passion): "2much2na with Stephen Colbert," "Oh Hello on Broadway"
1995 (Sunset Boulevard): "F9 – Our Return to Theatres"
1996 (Rent): "A Musical," Something Rotten
1997 (Titanic): "My Heart Will Go On," Titanic / Metal Pipe Falling SFX
1998 (Lion King): "The Ultimate 'Madagascar' Recap Cartoon," Cas Van De Pol
1999 (Fosse): "Liza Minelli Tries to Turn Off a Lamp," SNL
2000 (Contact): "The Perfect Pokérap," Unraveled & Polygon
2001 (The Producers): "Hitler Rap," To Be Or Not To Be
2002 (Millie): "Advanced Gay," Community
2003 (Hairspray): "civil rights beam," @nass_is_secretly_a_pikmin
2004 (Avenue Q): "Man or Muppet," The Muppets (2011)
2005 (Spamalot): "Spam," Monty Python's Flying Circus
2006 (Jersey Boys): "Whale of a Birthday," SpongeBob Squarepants
2007 (Spring Awakening): "Spring Awakening: Those You've Known"
2008 (In The Heights): "Washington Song," Brad Neely / "In The Heights," In The Heights
2009 (Billy Elliot): "Headhunters," Gravity Falls
2010 (Memphis): "The Best, Worst, and Blandest Games of 2019," Zero Punctuation
2011 (Book of Mormon): "Hello!," The Book of Mormon / "Frozen"
2012 (Once): Vine
2013 (Kinky Boots): Vine
2014 (Gentleman's Guide): "Sonic Adventure 2," SnapCube Real-Time Fandub
2015 (Fun Home): "Lesbian Lightning Round!," Billy On The Street
2016 (Hamilton): "Lazy Sunday," SNL
2017 (Dear Evan Hansen): "RuPaul's Drag Race"
2018 (The Band's Visit): "The Hostage Negotiator Knows The Hostage Taker From Way Back," Make Some Noise
2019 (Hadestown): "Hercules: The Animated Series" (clip from "Hercules: Disney's Beautiful Hot Mess" by Lindsay Ellis)
2020 (Moulin Rouge!): "El Tango de Roxanne," Moulin Rouge!
2021 (no Tony award, pandemic)
2022 (A Strange Loop): "An Original Musical," [title of show]
2023 (Kimberly Akimbo): "BattleBlock Theatre"
2024 (The Outsiders): "HUNK NIGHT SUMMER," Let's Make A Music podcast
2025 (Maybe Happy Ending): "The Iron Giant










![Low Budget Milky Whites [LIVE at BroadwayCon 2024]
He wasn’t puppeteering her just yet; she was still inanimate. Then he tilted her head ever so slightly, and instantly there she was: imbued with life and seemingly quizzical — even if her big, almost teary eyes are really just beveled foam coated with clear epoxy that catches the light. Yeah, we’re best friends, said Kanagawa. -Laura Collins-Hughes, 2022
Of all the characters from “Into The Woods,” none have seen more…variation between productions than Jack’s beloved cow. The defunct Tumblr blog “Low Budget Milky Whites” catalogued a bestiary of staging choices: puppets, masks, facepaint, balloons, and more. But, funny as they are, what can these costumes teach us about the medium of theatre? Zach Barr (they/them) discusses the differences between Static and Dynamic Art, through the lens of the cow as white as milk.
Performed July 27, 2024 – LIVE at BroadwayCon 2024
Thank you to BroadwayCon and the Mischief Management staff for hosting me! This was my first time ever presenting And Now They Sing live, and it was a blast the whole way through. Special shoutout to the attendee who brought their own Milky White puppet and asked me to sign the udder afterwards – I missed your name but you made my whole weekend. Low Budget Milky Whites [LIVE at BroadwayCon 2024]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/m6EUYZNgxT4/mqdefault.jpg)