Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Unknown to the World, and a long time and well kept secret of the DPRK, the existence of a Family of Sasquatches has now been reveled by Kim Jong Un in a special news conference earlier this week. The Sasquatches are said to be prehistoric creatures that are elusive & interdimensional by nature.

0:00 Pirate TV Opening
0:23 Test Card with Creepy Music
2:07 North Korean National Anthem
3:47 Advanced AI Robotic Girl
4:10 Supreme Leader Kim II-sung Remembrance
6:00 Supreme Leader Kim Jong II Remembrance
7:13 YELLING GRANNY Reports - Kim find Sasquatch !!!
16:00 MTV Morning Videos
22:50 Kim's Kolossal Khaos - Documentary
1:48:27 MINECRAFT - Soap Opera (NEW)
3:25:08 Weather Girl Reports
3:33:43 Bedtime Song with Kim
3:39:48 Sign-off Goodnight

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