Uploaded March 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Christmas is just around the corner and well-behaved children all over the world are about to get their presents from the white-bearded man himself, Santa Claus. A very common question that a lot of people ask themselves at some point is how Santa even manages to deliver gifts to billions of children in a single night. The answer? It ain't him, it's an incredibly fast hedgehog. That's right, aside from being the blue spiky hero that frequently saves the world he is also the secret behind Santa's power, none other than Sonic The Hedgehog. The young speedster is always in a joyful mood when Christmas comes around, partially it's his huge ego boosting the happy attitude. Without him, a major aspect of Christmas would die, and deep down he knew that it was due to his unmatched speed the heart of this holiday was pumping efficiently every year. This cockiness would often make him tease the supposed Father of Christmas. Sonic would most definitely deliver those gifts, but first, he desired some comfort for his feet, 'encouraging' him to run all night. And since the blue hero was secretly a bigger contributor to Christmas than Santa himself, why not adjust his size to his level of relevance? After all, our beloved hedgehog had all night to deliver those gifts, that was plenty of time for Sonic to play around with the jolly man. That was the price Santa had to pay once every year, letting a cocky teen dominate him so everyone could have a pleasant Christmas holiday.
Christmas is just around the corner and well-behaved children all over the world are about to get their presents from the white-bearded man himself, Santa Claus. A very common question that a lot of people ask themselves at some point is how Santa even manages to deliver gifts to billions of children in a single night. The answer? It ain't him, it's an incredibly fast hedgehog. That's right, aside from being the blue spiky hero that frequently saves the world he is also the secret behind Santa's power, none other than Sonic The Hedgehog. The young speedster is always in a joyful mood when Christmas comes around, partially it's his huge ego boosting the happy attitude. Without him, a major aspect of Christmas would die, and deep down he knew that it was due to his unmatched speed the heart of this holiday was pumping efficiently every year. This cockiness would often make him tease the supposed Father of Christmas. Sonic would most definitely deliver those gifts, but first, he desired some comfort for his feet, 'encouraging' him to run all night. And since the blue hero was secretly a bigger contributor to Christmas than Santa himself, why not adjust his size to his level of relevance? After all, our beloved hedgehog had all night to deliver those gifts, that was plenty of time for Sonic to play around with the jolly man. That was the price Santa had to pay once every year, letting a cocky teen dominate him so everyone could have a pleasant Christmas holiday.
