Uploaded December 2020 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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A polemic exercise in hyperbole.
A gallows humour is advised.

In case you think I am crazy, here is another Christmas poem of mine, 'Grinch', which is much less egregious:
inksweatandtears.co.uk/pages/?p=18052

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YouTube upload of 'Santa Must Die', a poem by Edward Heathman.
This poem was written and created by me, and is my 'intellectual' property (lol). I wrote this in 2017 as a comic exercise. It's a Plath 'Daddy' spoof, but a Santa version really.

Read by Lester Heady, as seen on Trinny & Susannah (episode: Lester and Ellie).


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