Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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lofi catgirls stole my identity and tanked my credit score
by Salem's Corydalis / dutchmasters

Salem's Corydalis: salemscorydalis.bandcamp.com

dutchmasters: dtchmstrs.bandcamp.com

Lyrics:
i broke the bones in both my hands
i made both of my parents sad
i will never find that strength again
stitch me up with a needle and thread

it was completely miserable, now
never escape here, the reptile house
if you could only see through
the glass that they keep me behind
if the conditions are wrong then i will die
can't escape here, the reptile house
they'll never figure you out

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you cannot trust lofi catgirls. they have taken everything i have and left me with absolutely nothing. they have been wandering dead malls with my stolen credit cards, searching for the perfect dresses to don at their low-fidelity feline wedding. i have called my bank multiple times and they aren't doing fucking shit. the catgirls have taken to stealing my unreleased music as a means to further extort me, so here it is up on bandcamp.com so that i might raise further awareness to my situation and hopefully get the both of them sent to jail. i hope they're happy living it up right now, as nothing in my life belongs to me anymore.

released July 4, 2025

mastered by jordan (https://againstrealism.bandcamp.com)

catgirl drawing by grim (@hauntedrari on instagram / @hauntmex2 on tiktok)

cassettes available at: loveseattapes.com/products/868225-salems-corydalis-dutchmasters-lofi-catgirls-stole-my-identity

#BedroomPop #lofi #5thWaveEmo #chiptune

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