Uploaded May 2015 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Hotline Kong Wrong Banana
So apparently DK has a big machine gun.
And apparently I'm not capable of forming proper English sentences. Hmm.
Also everything after the original song's first minute is just way too difficult to mix with.

Lyrics:

Has no style,
has no grace,
but a crazy face.

Has no smile,
has no gaze,
what a fucking disgrace.

He can't kick,
he can't shrink,
he can't fly,
what can he do?

He can't what (I don't remember what that word was supposed to be),
he can't smile,
he can't cry,
what to do?

Original monkey rap - youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM

Hotline Miami Soundtrack "Rust" - youtube.com/watch?v=WfCO4c23dXI

Meh I don't feel like posting the picture's sources this time.