Jeff Lindblom | RTX Morshu's Paradise @JeffLindblom | Uploaded January 2021 | Updated October 2024, 5 hours ago.
Couldn't help myself after seeing @hoolopee's glorious RTX render of Morshu, check it out and subscribe this legend:
youtu.be/Z7Rj9mHj79E

I tried to stay as true to the sentence mix frames as possible, so I apologize if it's a bit choppy. Original can be found here:
youtu.be/5bmXDcsuAsA

Song parodied is Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio.

𝗟𝘆𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘀 (𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗶𝗻 C𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀):

Lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it?

Morshu, you wanna tell me what this is all about?

Listen, Link
As I walk through the valley of the Faces of Evil
I take a look at my shop and realize "this is illegal"
'Cos I've been selling rope and bombs so long that
Even Impa thinks that my mind is gone

(Good)

I'm an educated clerk with rubies on my mind
Got my gem in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out Morshu set trippin' trader
And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger

(Sus)

Debt ain't nothin' but a bad deal away
I'm living life sell or die, what can I say?
I'm RTX now but will I live to sell another year?
The way things is going I don't know

Tell me why are we
So blind to see
That the bombs we buy
Hurt you and me

(Huh?)

My Boy!
Been spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise
Been spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise
Keep spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise
Keep spending most their lives living in the More Shoes Pair of Dice

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#ytpmv #morshu