Uploaded September 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago
Living in the back room of his father’s doctors office, broke, frustrated ladies man Julian scores his big break when he lands the job directing an off Broadway version of Hamlet. Except it’s a bizarre adaptation written by a pale Romanian impresario named Theo who is actually a master vampire! Theo hopes to lure the real Hamlet out of hiding so the two can end a centuries long feud over Shakespeare’s Ophelia. Meanwhile, Julian pines for his ex-girlfriend, Anna who is dating a Mobster Bobby Bianchi intent on creating the next great invention – “Whack a Germ”. Added into the mix is a dimwitted Detective, the Holy Grail, the Rosicrucian Society, a bunch of Sexy Vamps, God and a score by Sean Lennon and you’ve got the perfect mix of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Terry Gilliam, Dude Where’s My Car and Woody Allen all in one fantastic film!
Starring: Jake Hoffman, Devon Aoki, John Ventimiglia, Ralph Macchio, Kris Lemche, Jeremy Sisto, Joey Kern
Directed by Jordan Galland
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Magnolia Selects is a curated collection of films and television series that spans across all genres, brought to you by Magnolia Pictures. Whether you are a sophisticated moviegoer looking for exceptional independent film with standout performances, top award-winning documentaries, hilarious comedies, or you are looking to immerse yourself in the greatest collection of adrenaline-pumping action, Magnolia Selects represents some of the very best in storytelling from the most renowned visual artists in the world today.
Living in the back room of his father’s doctors office, broke, frustrated ladies man Julian scores his big break when he lands the job directing an off Broadway version of Hamlet. Except it’s a bizarre adaptation written by a pale Romanian impresario named Theo who is actually a master vampire! Theo hopes to lure the real Hamlet out of hiding so the two can end a centuries long feud over Shakespeare’s Ophelia. Meanwhile, Julian pines for his ex-girlfriend, Anna who is dating a Mobster Bobby Bianchi intent on creating the next great invention – “Whack a Germ”. Added into the mix is a dimwitted Detective, the Holy Grail, the Rosicrucian Society, a bunch of Sexy Vamps, God and a score by Sean Lennon and you’ve got the perfect mix of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Terry Gilliam, Dude Where’s My Car and Woody Allen all in one fantastic film!
Starring: Jake Hoffman, Devon Aoki, John Ventimiglia, Ralph Macchio, Kris Lemche, Jeremy Sisto, Joey Kern
Directed by Jordan Galland
Streaming now on Magnolia Selects, Start Your Free Trial Today!
Follow Magnolia Selects on Instagram: @MagnoliaSelects
Follow Magnolia Selects on X: @MagnoliaSelects
Follow Magnolia Selects on Facebook: @MagnoliaSelects
Magnolia Selects is a curated collection of films and television series that spans across all genres, brought to you by Magnolia Pictures. Whether you are a sophisticated moviegoer looking for exceptional independent film with standout performances, top award-winning documentaries, hilarious comedies, or you are looking to immerse yourself in the greatest collection of adrenaline-pumping action, Magnolia Selects represents some of the very best in storytelling from the most renowned visual artists in the world today.
