Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
Glad you came to learn more about our history, find the lyrics below if you really want to get knowledge.
Rome wasnt built in a day,
atleast thats what they say
Is there any proof of how they did it?
cause all i remember is this myth...
it goes like this
There were two hadicapped brothers called Roofus and Rivella
one was blind and the other one was into fellas
the blind brother had a wolf to help him through the woods
but the wolf was too busy and Rivella was looking at dudes
so Roofus tripped over a twig and broke his neck
crack the crack, the crackely crack
a city with paved streets would probably have prevented that...
and so Rivella built Rome with help of the wolf
a little too late but it was just Roofus, nobody really liked that dude.
then Jesus came and became emperor for a day
he got tired of the Jews so he set the city a flame
and then the Christians were like, arent you the same?
and then Jesus said ''no''.
then a rooster crowed 69 times because Jesus lied
then the people tried to shut the rooster up
so they started throwing rocks
then Jesus said whoever hits the rooster first gets a free pass for sin
but everybody had died, because during all this the city was still burning...
then the emo kids tried to take the credit
for something that Jesus did
then Jesus got so mad and turned into a gambling addict
then the emo kids were mad cause Jesus destroyed the economy
so they hung up Jesus upside down from a tree
but the guilt was so great that even to this day
emo kids...are never happy
then Rivella got eaten by the wolf cause humans made such a mess
thats when the wolf made Italians, and thats why they have such hairy backs
so the Italians started rebuilding the city and then they were like ''eyyy''
Rome wasnt built in a day
Glad you came to learn more about our history, find the lyrics below if you really want to get knowledge.
Rome wasnt built in a day,
atleast thats what they say
Is there any proof of how they did it?
cause all i remember is this myth...
it goes like this
There were two hadicapped brothers called Roofus and Rivella
one was blind and the other one was into fellas
the blind brother had a wolf to help him through the woods
but the wolf was too busy and Rivella was looking at dudes
so Roofus tripped over a twig and broke his neck
crack the crack, the crackely crack
a city with paved streets would probably have prevented that...
and so Rivella built Rome with help of the wolf
a little too late but it was just Roofus, nobody really liked that dude.
then Jesus came and became emperor for a day
he got tired of the Jews so he set the city a flame
and then the Christians were like, arent you the same?
and then Jesus said ''no''.
then a rooster crowed 69 times because Jesus lied
then the people tried to shut the rooster up
so they started throwing rocks
then Jesus said whoever hits the rooster first gets a free pass for sin
but everybody had died, because during all this the city was still burning...
then the emo kids tried to take the credit
for something that Jesus did
then Jesus got so mad and turned into a gambling addict
then the emo kids were mad cause Jesus destroyed the economy
so they hung up Jesus upside down from a tree
but the guilt was so great that even to this day
emo kids...are never happy
then Rivella got eaten by the wolf cause humans made such a mess
thats when the wolf made Italians, and thats why they have such hairy backs
so the Italians started rebuilding the city and then they were like ''eyyy''
Rome wasnt built in a day
