legolambs | Rocky IV - The Director's Cut: The Musical (Sylvester Stallone) @legolambs | Uploaded November 2020 | Updated October 2024, 1 hour ago.
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LYRICS

ROCKY
Sometimes we are haunted
By the choices that we make,
And it’s rare to ever get the chance 
To undo an old mistake.

Even 35 years later, 
I can feel the bitter sting.
I could make my life much better
By going back and addressing something…

Yo,
I’m deleting the robot,
Time to work out all the kinks.
While some people are attached to it,
I’ve decided that it stinks.
And as far as I’m concerned that thing can rot,
I’m deleting the robot!

THE ROBOT
Don’t delete me Rocky.
Don’t delete my memory.
Happy Birthday Paulie.
Don’t delete the robot.

ROCKY
It’s time to make this 
Automated Creepo disappear.
Sorry, Paulie,
You don’t get no birthday gift this year.

I’m deleting the robot,
It was never meant to be.
So it’s too bad if you like that thing,
Cuz it’s embarrassing to me.

I’m deleting the robot,
And without it I’m still strong. 
At the time it made good comedy, 
But today it rubs me wrong.
And it's not like it's important to the plot….
I’m deleting the robot… robot… robot…

APOLLO
Leave the robot,
Don’t you touch that sexy android host.
You can cut James Brown, but keep the maid,
For two or three scenes at the most! 

ROCKY
I’m deleting the robot,
So it’s time to let it go.
It ain't as bad as Greedo shooting first
Or Vader saying "No!"
I’m deleting the robot,
‘Cuz it’s not too late to change.
Let’s be honest that the robot slave
Has always been a little strange.

Say good-bye to Paulie’s kinky mecha slut.
This is my director’s cut,
If you don’t like it kiss my butt.
I’m deleting the robot!

APOLLO
Don’t delete the damn robot!

ALL
I’m deleting the robot!