Uploaded March 2010 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Tool-Assisted.
This run can be viewed and downloaded in full at archive.org/details/N64RocketRobotOnWheels100ByAzoraeIn11452.8
Final Time for Paint Misbehavin': 0:08.
A few notes:
-Splitting Paint Misvehavin' into two parts allowed me to learn Double Jump. This move makes several time savers possible.
-By moving quickly enough after grabbing the ticket, I was able to stay on top of the building as it rose. This allowed me to collect everything in that room from the top down, saving time.
-I use a trick called box jumping to skip painting myself.
-In the last room of the Aqueduct section, I skipped activating two of the three switches using the double jump move. The first jump is relatively easy, but the second is nearly impossible in real time.
Tool-Assisted.
This run can be viewed and downloaded in full at archive.org/details/N64RocketRobotOnWheels100ByAzoraeIn11452.8
Final Time for Paint Misbehavin': 0:08.
A few notes:
-Splitting Paint Misvehavin' into two parts allowed me to learn Double Jump. This move makes several time savers possible.
-By moving quickly enough after grabbing the ticket, I was able to stay on top of the building as it rose. This allowed me to collect everything in that room from the top down, saving time.
-I use a trick called box jumping to skip painting myself.
-In the last room of the Aqueduct section, I skipped activating two of the three switches using the double jump move. The first jump is relatively easy, but the second is nearly impossible in real time.
![[World Record] The Talos Principle - All Sigils and Stars Speedrun in 42:57
UPDATE 1/17/20 NEW RECORD! Check out the 36:59 run at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK7sQxT_bsM
This speedrun completes The Talos Principle while collecting all the Sigils and Stars and getting the Messenger Ending (commonly considered the best ending) in under 43 minutes by abusing plenty of tricks, glitches, exploits, and other synonyms to get over walls, outside of level boundaries, and even fly through the air at high speeds. Quite the puzzle game. Make sure to stick around until the end of the video for a little bonus glitch.
This run is the result of lots of practicing and attempts, and couldnt have been done without the routing efforts of the entire Talos community. So, special thanks to Zemmiphobiac (for ruining any% and making me run this), MousseMoose, TheIdiotNinja, Apple1417, Nozu86, Jbzdarkid, Extodasher, Birdoxer, Evilsqirrel, and you, for watching this video and reading the description this far! Youre Awesome!
Want to see a different run of The Talos Principle?
Road to Gehenna DLC Any% in 8:55:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcLUaj81Mvg
Road to Gehenna 100% in 17:01:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5tRXH9z-eQ
If you enjoyed this run, I would appreciate it if youd give it a like and maybe comment your favorite thing about it. Or your least favorite. Or call me a nerd and tell me off. Your choice. Also remember to subscribe to my YouTube here, as well as on Twitch where I stream all these speedruns live, and on Twitter for updates regarding stream times and new videos. You can find the links below. Thanks for watching!
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http://Twitter.com/Azoraespeedruns [World Record] The Talos Principle - All Sigils and Stars Speedrun in 42:57](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nkcLJgVfUkE/mqdefault.jpg)

![Azoraes Extension Walkthrough [Portal 2 PeTI]
Please attempt to solve this chamber yourself before watching! Link is in the description.
Note that due to a recent edit, there is a new step at 1:05. Simply place the funnel exit portal on the low wall under the light bridge and drop into it to reach the (now raised) area on the other side of the fizzler.
Part of my Grand Designs collection: http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=73977444. This includes all of my Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative chambers. To see this maps dedicated page, visit http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=103726959. Azoraes Extension Walkthrough [Portal 2 PeTI]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oeauWZ9BMzg/mqdefault.jpg)





![[OBSOLETE] The Talos Principle Speedrun in 11:52
EDIT: New run (11:13): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVuTFlUMQiw
Remember to thumbs up the video if you liked the run, and subscribe both here and on my Twitch channel (http://twitch.tv/azorae) If you want to see a more complete run, check out my All Sigils run at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqbNm10AREg
Weve managed to cut the connector out of the route, and any% is over a minute faster for it! This run completes The Talos Principle in under 12 minutes using a ton of tricks, skips, and glitches. If you believe that speedrunning using glitches is cheating, please post an angry comment on this video. My speedrunning friends and I get a kick out of stupid comments.
Huge thanks to sjcTheos (http://Twitch.tv/sjcTheos) for his research into how paint spawns and can be predicted and Birdoxer (http://Twitch.tv/Birdoxer) for the majority of the route. Thanks as well to Extodasher (http://Twitch.tv/Extodasher) for beating my long-standing record and giving me a reason to get back into any%. Now Im on to improving all sigils and the DLC runs!
Save glitch is OoB [OBSOLETE] The Talos Principle Speedrun in 11:52](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qb6HtziMK_Y/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Obsolete] Neon White - Whites Hell Rush in 35:36 (New Run in Description)
7/7 UPDATE: NEW RECORD RUN HERE: https://youtu.be/rONDon81STA
Hell Rush is a challenging mode where you must complete the entire game without dying and without regaining health at the end of levels. On the upside, you have a Miracle Katana with 3 uses. Discarding the Katana grants you full HP and a card of your choice. I use this twice in the run for time saves (on Clocktower and Congregation) and kept the third for safety, but never needed it. [Obsolete] Neon White - Whites Hell Rush in 35:36 (New Run in Description)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rLFVMDcT-AQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Obsolete] Neon White - Whites Hell Rush in 34:47 (New Run In Description)
7/13 UPDATE: NEW RECORD RUN HERE: https://youtu.be/WDfS1EFo E
Full game hell rush speedrun world record as of 7/7. Not happy with this run, wasted a katana miracle on a VERY sloppy mirror. could have used it on congregation to save 17 seconds. 34:30 next time
Recorded live on Twitch at https://twitch.tv/azorae. Follow there to catch live streams of speedruns and other stuff! [Obsolete] Neon White - Whites Hell Rush in 34:47 (New Run In Description)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rONDon81STA/mqdefault.jpg)