Uploaded September 2017 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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God, I hope President Trump keeps involving songs in his memes for me to parody...

This song is pretty self-explanatory, a quick parody to hit while the joke is still funny.

Thanks Bill Clinton for giving North Korea nuclear technology.

Instrumental / Original by: Elton John

DOWNLOAD: mediafire.com/file/io703r2f5eqspvm/Rocket+Man+Parody+-+SkyBolt.zip

LYRICS:

The warhead’s loaded for the flight
Now we all do this again
I’m not gonna be disarmed, by the likes of them
They’ve got their soldiers all along the line
Well I’ve got soldiers too
Let’s see them try to fight

And I think it's gonna last a long, long time
Every takeoff gets us closer past their lines
I'm not the kind of man to let them go
Oh no, no, no! I'm a rocket man
Rocket man! Droppin’ nukes until all them are gone

And I think we’re gonna beat imperialist swine
Cause they have long been going past their prime
Do they think I’d be a fool to let them go?
Oh no, no, no! I'm a rocket man
Rocket man! Keepin’ our worker’s paradise

A glass of Hennessy to all of them,
I’ve got all that I need
And my people love me or else… they’d be killed
And their aggression, I don’t understand
Why don’t they want equality?
Rocket man! Rocket man!

And I think it's gonna last a long, long time
Every takeoff gets us closer past their lines
I'm not the kind of man to let them go
Oh no, no, no! I'm a rocket man
Rocket man! Droppin’ nukes until all them are gone

And I think we’re gonna beat imperialist swine
Cause they have long been going past their prime
Do they think I’d be a fool to let them go?
Oh no, no, no! I'm a rocket man
Rocket man! Keepin’ our worker’s paradise

And I think it's gonna last a long, long time…