Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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Welcome to Year 2 of Brainrot Christmas! This year I plan to mostly make originals rather than last years covers, so enjoy this awful monstrosity of a song!

Let me know what song you wanna see ruined next!

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Lyrics:

Dashing through Ohio,
Goonmaxing through the snow,
Gyatt so big it glows
Rizzlers on the go!

Grimace shake in hand,
aura glowing bright
Smurf cat took a sip and said
you’d best touch grass tonight

Oh!

Rizzma bells, rizzma bells,
sigma vibes all day
Looks maxing, goon on goon,
Alpha flex display, hey!

Rizzma bells, rizzma bells,
rizz em through the night,
chat what’s that who’s gyatt is flat
bing chilling! bro its fine.

Fanum taxing fries
put em in the bag,
freddy fazbear lurks
now just 5 nights more!

wine has been uncorked
on the phone, john pork
discord calls and big buzz balls
not one good gyatt in sight!

Oh!

Rizz-ma bells, rizz-ma bells, rizz em all the way,
Oh what fun it is to goon for 6 or 7 days, hey!
Rizz-ma bells, rizz-ma bells, skibidi all night,
Gyatt so strong it mogs lil bro, chat we goon on sight!


Merry Christmas everyone! Type shit

Pumpkin!

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