Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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My name is Scoochie Boochie. I was born from a volcano, and now I'm the best rapper in the United States.

Did you know: I also host a comedy podcast called Holy Smokes with Scoochie Boochie: where we sm*ke w**d and tell Bible stories. It's kind of like Drunk History but with w**d and the Bible.
New eps every Monday on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts

I bring on some of the best comedians and improvisers in Chicago, we chat about our religious upbringings or lack thereof, do improv, and tell some of the wildest stories in the Bible.

This clip is one of my favorite moments from the show: in episode 62 with Rudy Mendoza, a discussion of the Plague of Egypt when the Nile turned to blood turned into a We-Did-the-Math discussion of how many men it would take to turn the Nile to j*zz.

Subscribe to the podcast here:
youtube.com/@HolySmokesPod

Join the Patreon:
patreon.com/c/holysmokespod

Patreon members get:
-Exclusive monthly videos (including unreleased Scoochie songs)
-Discounted Scoochie merch
-Cameo from Scoochie Boochie