Uploaded July 2015 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago

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Callout track for the Smashcon Rap Battle
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Lyrics:

Bring your axe I'm cold as Ice, and now you're getting chu'd out
no way you Ken beat me nobody losing to you pal
Hungry for victory you should try to go and grab the ledge
You're an Android aboutta lose an Armada leg

I'll shoot for the Moon An Animal in the zhu
Amanita Fly high and i'm chewing up Shroomed
First you lose to plup, then you lose to leffen
Been here ten years and you still get outplaced by drephen

Now you're feeling cursed and you can't keep up the tempo
I'm an evil genius building an alliance in the venue
Always playing smash wrong, All you do is mash dawg
See me in the brackets and i'll body bag at Smashcon
Lyrics: Bring your axe I'm cold as Ice, and now you're getting chu'd out
no way you Ken beat me nobody losing to you pal
Hungry for victory you should try to go and grab the ledge
You're an Android aboutta lose an Armada leg

I'll shoot for the Moon An Animal in the zhu
Amanita Fly high and i'm chewing up Shroomed
First you lose to plup, then you lose to leffen
Been here ten years and you still get outplaced by Drephen

Now you're feeling cursed and you can't keep up the tempo
I'm an evil genius building an alliance in the venue
Always playing smash wrong, All you do is mash dawg
See me in the brackets and i'll body bag at Smashcon