Uploaded December 2018 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
So this is a strange one, about two-ish weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were on a date, and we went into my local thrift shop. While she was browsing for cheap groovy jewelry, my eyes wandered to the CD shelf. I tried looking for the three most unique CDs (it was a 3 for $5 deal), and found this in a slipcase. It's by a one 'Rhyme Minista'. The discs I found ranged from 2015 - 2017, and it even has an attached label (Coloring Book Productions).
It's this weird Lo-Fi rap and hip hop with a voice that's obviously trying to sound like MF Doom. But, the weird part is that despite this referenced back catalog and record label, I can find NOTHING online about the guy or the label! At all! It's a total enigma, and while I'm not so into the tunage, these have fascinated me to no end for the past week! I can surmise from the booklet that he's from Lindy like myself, but that's about all!
If any of you have any info, or Rhyme Minista himself sees this, please email me at Brainybard@yahoo.com!
The art direction on all his CDs is very nice! Very stylish collage style stuff with some nice writing and art.
"All songs produced by Rhyme Minista & Christian Beecher © & ℗ 2017 & C.B.P. coloring book productions. A. recordings 2016-2017. Jack Kirby appears courtesy of MarveL. Icycles appears courtesy of Loudbox records. Special thanx go out to Lindenhurst, The Lindenhurst Rail Patchogue & Nortland."
The CD itself comes with an insert which says the following.
"Also available from C.B.P. Coloring Book Productions
Christian Corner Corrosion
Christian Rhyme Minista
Rhyme Minista Dead Thru Da Door Video"
1. Rhyme Beginnings
2. Saturday Night Rhymer
3. Stoned Hardcore Immaculate
4. Shady Demons
5. At The Skull's Mouth
6. Bone Knocker
7. Scurvy @ Hek
8. Songs Of What's Bad
9. Clash
10. Album Break
11. Moon
12. Farther & Deadlier
13. Unknown Winter Soldier
14. Electric Board Slide
So this is a strange one, about two-ish weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were on a date, and we went into my local thrift shop. While she was browsing for cheap groovy jewelry, my eyes wandered to the CD shelf. I tried looking for the three most unique CDs (it was a 3 for $5 deal), and found this in a slipcase. It's by a one 'Rhyme Minista'. The discs I found ranged from 2015 - 2017, and it even has an attached label (Coloring Book Productions).
It's this weird Lo-Fi rap and hip hop with a voice that's obviously trying to sound like MF Doom. But, the weird part is that despite this referenced back catalog and record label, I can find NOTHING online about the guy or the label! At all! It's a total enigma, and while I'm not so into the tunage, these have fascinated me to no end for the past week! I can surmise from the booklet that he's from Lindy like myself, but that's about all!
If any of you have any info, or Rhyme Minista himself sees this, please email me at Brainybard@yahoo.com!
The art direction on all his CDs is very nice! Very stylish collage style stuff with some nice writing and art.
"All songs produced by Rhyme Minista & Christian Beecher © & ℗ 2017 & C.B.P. coloring book productions. A. recordings 2016-2017. Jack Kirby appears courtesy of MarveL. Icycles appears courtesy of Loudbox records. Special thanx go out to Lindenhurst, The Lindenhurst Rail Patchogue & Nortland."
The CD itself comes with an insert which says the following.
"Also available from C.B.P. Coloring Book Productions
Christian Corner Corrosion
Christian Rhyme Minista
Rhyme Minista Dead Thru Da Door Video"
1. Rhyme Beginnings
2. Saturday Night Rhymer
3. Stoned Hardcore Immaculate
4. Shady Demons
5. At The Skull's Mouth
6. Bone Knocker
7. Scurvy @ Hek
8. Songs Of What's Bad
9. Clash
10. Album Break
11. Moon
12. Farther & Deadlier
13. Unknown Winter Soldier
14. Electric Board Slide
