Turkey Tom | Reviewing Terrible Christmas Movies @TurkeyTom | Uploaded 6 years ago | Updated 8 hours ago
NOTE: Wow… so I made a super long video, actually my longest yet. It took a long time to make, but in the end I think it was worth it. All 3 of these movies are pretty bad, rapsittie street kids was particularly terrible, while grandma got runover by a reindeer was just very bizarre and also boring, while I’d say Joshua and the promised land was a complete train wreck of a movie, if you can even call it a movie. It’s just terrible to be honest. I had a very fun time making this video, and if it performs well in terms of views then I will probably do another similar one, I have lots of different videos planned for the future. Well even if this doesn’t do well I’m probably going to make another one because I enjoyed it so much. Thanks so much for watching, all likes and comments are appreciated, subscribe for more, and I’m done. Hopefully this video didn’t rip of Ralph The Movie Maker or IHE’s The Search For The Worst (TSFTW) too much, but I’ll admit I definitely took lots of inspiration from people like them, Quinton Reviews, YMS, etc. But I think I still did enough in the end fo make my video unique. Expect 2 videos next week, then no video because I’m going on vacation soon. Why did you read this bye.
LINKS:
Twitter- twitter.com/Turkey_Tom_YT
Vid.me- vid.me/Turkey_Tom_YT
Discord- discord.gg/8ks2ENc
SHORT VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
Depending on who you are, christmas can mean something very different to you. Perhaps it means sitting down with your family to enjoy a christmas ham, spending the day with loved ones and having a jolly old time. To some it can simply be the joy of giving and receiving gifts, perhaps if you’re rather greedy you only enjoy christmas for the gifts themselves and don’t even bother to return the favor to others. To others christmas can mean pulling someone under the mistletoe so that you have an excuse to sexually assault the-
And to a large number of people christmas time means nothing at all, because they are Jewish and don’t celebrate it. But to me the greatest joy of christmas, or rather one which I have partaken in for so many years that I have come to have a strong sense of nostalgia for the very idea, is watching christmas movies. As a young kid I spent the days leading up to the actual holiday sat in front of the TV, watching all of the annual christmas movies aired on channels like Nickelodeon and Disney Channel, with the ones I primarily focused on being cartoon network and the CW, due to their superb collection of animated christmas features. Due to this I have gained a large amount of enjoyment from spending my time in between building snow forts down at the end of my street to watching the TELLY in the living room while my sopping wet gloves and hat dried. Many of you who are of a similar age to me have likely had a similar experience to myself, which was the main inspiration from making this video. Today we will take a look at 3 separate christmas.. (clear throat)... FILMS, each more weird and horrid than the last.
And when I say weird, I mean just… just horrendous. Just appalling to truly behold. The fact that people put time and effort in- oh I apologize, the fact that people put any time into these movies is just strange for me to think. Really, people sunk months, potentially years of their life into these piles of shit, draining their creativity until they likely never wanted to doodle another picture of santa or a disgusting putrid mis-shapen reindeer again. Some of the visuals, the plot, and the stories behind some of these movies are so atrocious, so unbelievable, so disgusting, so HORRENDOUS that I don’t think you can truly imagine what I’m about to show you. Unless of course you’ve already seen these movies, in which case you don’t have to imagine them and why are you watching this VIDEO
CHECK OUT THE NEW STUFF:
Filler-Video.exe: I Hate Everything Clone-
youtube.com/watch?v=7OKGXLu_I6I
The Problems With Creepypastas-
youtube.com/watch?v=KHgDWYGzw8M
The Problems With Rick and Morty-
youtube.com/watch?v=Yxph3MibI_A
The Problems With Justice League-
youtube.com/watch?v=6uKSF42hqo8
The Old Stuff-
The Problems With The Cartoon Community-
youtube.com/watch?v=JVItH8fFjsU
The Problems With Enter’s Response-
youtube.com/watch?v=WSfqRD1liHw&t=74s
WATCH THESE OTHER FILM/CARTOON REVIEWERS:
I Hate Everything (IHE)
youtube.com/user/IHEOfficial
Ralph The Movie Maker
youtube.com/user/ralphthemoviemaker
Your Movie Sucks (YMS)
youtube.com/user/YourMovieSucksDOTorg
VIDEOS THAT INSPIRED THIS ONE:
youtube.com/watch?v=IRbjyMnX62A
youtube.com/watch?v=J8I-UUHgV_I&t=20s
youtube.com/watch?v=J8I-UUHgV_I&t=20s
NOTE: Wow… so I made a super long video, actually my longest yet. It took a long time to make, but in the end I think it was worth it. All 3 of these movies are pretty bad, rapsittie street kids was particularly terrible, while grandma got runover by a reindeer was just very bizarre and also boring, while I’d say Joshua and the promised land was a complete train wreck of a movie, if you can even call it a movie. It’s just terrible to be honest. I had a very fun time making this video, and if it performs well in terms of views then I will probably do another similar one, I have lots of different videos planned for the future. Well even if this doesn’t do well I’m probably going to make another one because I enjoyed it so much. Thanks so much for watching, all likes and comments are appreciated, subscribe for more, and I’m done. Hopefully this video didn’t rip of Ralph The Movie Maker or IHE’s The Search For The Worst (TSFTW) too much, but I’ll admit I definitely took lots of inspiration from people like them, Quinton Reviews, YMS, etc. But I think I still did enough in the end fo make my video unique. Expect 2 videos next week, then no video because I’m going on vacation soon. Why did you read this bye.
LINKS:
Twitter- twitter.com/Turkey_Tom_YT
Vid.me- vid.me/Turkey_Tom_YT
Discord- discord.gg/8ks2ENc
SHORT VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
Depending on who you are, christmas can mean something very different to you. Perhaps it means sitting down with your family to enjoy a christmas ham, spending the day with loved ones and having a jolly old time. To some it can simply be the joy of giving and receiving gifts, perhaps if you’re rather greedy you only enjoy christmas for the gifts themselves and don’t even bother to return the favor to others. To others christmas can mean pulling someone under the mistletoe so that you have an excuse to sexually assault the-
And to a large number of people christmas time means nothing at all, because they are Jewish and don’t celebrate it. But to me the greatest joy of christmas, or rather one which I have partaken in for so many years that I have come to have a strong sense of nostalgia for the very idea, is watching christmas movies. As a young kid I spent the days leading up to the actual holiday sat in front of the TV, watching all of the annual christmas movies aired on channels like Nickelodeon and Disney Channel, with the ones I primarily focused on being cartoon network and the CW, due to their superb collection of animated christmas features. Due to this I have gained a large amount of enjoyment from spending my time in between building snow forts down at the end of my street to watching the TELLY in the living room while my sopping wet gloves and hat dried. Many of you who are of a similar age to me have likely had a similar experience to myself, which was the main inspiration from making this video. Today we will take a look at 3 separate christmas.. (clear throat)... FILMS, each more weird and horrid than the last.
And when I say weird, I mean just… just horrendous. Just appalling to truly behold. The fact that people put time and effort in- oh I apologize, the fact that people put any time into these movies is just strange for me to think. Really, people sunk months, potentially years of their life into these piles of shit, draining their creativity until they likely never wanted to doodle another picture of santa or a disgusting putrid mis-shapen reindeer again. Some of the visuals, the plot, and the stories behind some of these movies are so atrocious, so unbelievable, so disgusting, so HORRENDOUS that I don’t think you can truly imagine what I’m about to show you. Unless of course you’ve already seen these movies, in which case you don’t have to imagine them and why are you watching this VIDEO
CHECK OUT THE NEW STUFF:
Filler-Video.exe: I Hate Everything Clone-
youtube.com/watch?v=7OKGXLu_I6I
The Problems With Creepypastas-
youtube.com/watch?v=KHgDWYGzw8M
The Problems With Rick and Morty-
youtube.com/watch?v=Yxph3MibI_A
The Problems With Justice League-
youtube.com/watch?v=6uKSF42hqo8
The Old Stuff-
The Problems With The Cartoon Community-
youtube.com/watch?v=JVItH8fFjsU
The Problems With Enter’s Response-
youtube.com/watch?v=WSfqRD1liHw&t=74s
WATCH THESE OTHER FILM/CARTOON REVIEWERS:
I Hate Everything (IHE)
youtube.com/user/IHEOfficial
Ralph The Movie Maker
youtube.com/user/ralphthemoviemaker
Your Movie Sucks (YMS)
youtube.com/user/YourMovieSucksDOTorg
VIDEOS THAT INSPIRED THIS ONE:
youtube.com/watch?v=IRbjyMnX62A
youtube.com/watch?v=J8I-UUHgV_I&t=20s
youtube.com/watch?v=J8I-UUHgV_I&t=20s
