Uploaded May 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Audio comes from Dilbert episode "The Fact" with Tress MacNeille as RM and (I think) Maurice LaMarche as RD (even though I still imagine his voice being by Jeff Bennett).

You've seen Retro Dad, now here's Retro Mom. THEY ARE... Retro Guy's parents. And they're divorced now. But this takes place before they were.