Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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There have been a lot of new secondary weapons and updates added to Helldivers 2 since I last ranked these so it is time for another re-ranking!

Timestamps
0:00 Secondary Weapons
1:02 Peacemaker
3:47 Redeemer + War Thunder
7:41 Verdict
9:22 Socom
11:10 Senator
14:02 Warrant
17:21 Veto
19:22 Stun Lance
21:50 Stun Baton
23:47 Saber
25:17 Entrenchment Tool
27:39 Hatchet
28:54 Machete
30:56 Stim Pistol
32:23 Bushwacker
33:57 Talon
36:08 Crisper
38:58 Grenade Pistol
41:19 Dagger
43:25 Ultimatum
46:04 Loyalist
48:23 Reeducator
50:37 Missile Pistol


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