Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Original Video: youtube.com/watch?v=lJYjB12i3cA

The one I originally did was lacking in reactions from me, so I figured this was due for a redemption run.

Thank a specific hater for lighting a fire under my butt, so to speak (you know who you are).

0:00 - Introduction
15:21 - Chapter 1: Bloated Opening
32:17 - Chapter 2: Wolf Link is Not Fun
47:09 - Chapter 3: The Tears of Light
52:14 - Chapter 4: OMG The Tutorial is Over!
1:04:54 - Chapter 5: Braindead Combat, Unrewarding Exploration
1:20:09 - Chapter 6: Things Josh Likes (There Are Not Many)
1:29:33 - Chapter 7 (FINALE): Nostalgia Pandering and Shitty Ass Ending
2:03:14 - Outro