Uploaded January 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
In this clip, Lister shows us how to make "Shami Kebab Diablo" (which once put Olaf Petersen, the chief catering officer and one of Lister's friends, in "sick bay" for a week), but The Cat is not phased by the choice of kitchenware and considers it more of an autopsy than a meal, what with Lister's attempt at more "classy" dining involving using items from the medical unit, including a bovine artificial insemination syringe to serve lemon juice.
Enjoy!
Mostly from the Red Dwarf episode "Polymorph" (S03E03), with the outtake about the table cloths added back in for completeness's sake.
© 1989 Grant Naylor Productions / Paul Jackson Productions / BBC North West. All Rights Reserved.
Trivia: The title of this video is a pun on that of the quiz show "Deal Or No Deal", which is appropriate given its context.
Disclaimer: No Copyright Infringement Is Intended By This Upload.
In this clip, Lister shows us how to make "Shami Kebab Diablo" (which once put Olaf Petersen, the chief catering officer and one of Lister's friends, in "sick bay" for a week), but The Cat is not phased by the choice of kitchenware and considers it more of an autopsy than a meal, what with Lister's attempt at more "classy" dining involving using items from the medical unit, including a bovine artificial insemination syringe to serve lemon juice.
Enjoy!
Mostly from the Red Dwarf episode "Polymorph" (S03E03), with the outtake about the table cloths added back in for completeness's sake.
© 1989 Grant Naylor Productions / Paul Jackson Productions / BBC North West. All Rights Reserved.
Trivia: The title of this video is a pun on that of the quiz show "Deal Or No Deal", which is appropriate given its context.
Disclaimer: No Copyright Infringement Is Intended By This Upload.










