Real Estate is Insane (Hotline 55) @NoahKalina
Real Estate is Insane (Hotline 55)  @NoahKalina
Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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Spring is almost here and it's warm enough to start cleaning things up around the property. Updates on my book project, real estate market madness, and my journey with plants. Featuring calls from:

- Peter from Germany returns with questions about Philip Glass look-alikes
- Brad from First Class wants to know about property values
- Andres from Miami can't believe what real estate used to cost
- Jake asks about garden planning and my philosophy on plants

Call the Hotline:
845.232.1732

0:00 Intro & Spring cleaning update
1:26 Book project format decision
3:39 What is the Hotline Show?
5:08 Patreon perks & announcements
5:56 Call: Peter from Germany (Philip Glass look-alike & stickers)
10:26 Call: Brad from First Class (real estate market)
12:11 Call: Andres from Miami (property prices shock)
17:33 Call: Jake (garden planning & plant philosophy)
20:25 Story of my first jade plant
24:04 Wrap-up & goodbye

Music: Solar Flare by Adi Goldstein

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