Uploaded September 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Can you survive over three hours of (almost) unedited gameplay? Will you run out of patience at the soporific sort-of Scottish voice? Thrill as he stops to answer the door to the postman! Be amazed when even he gets so bored, he tells a long and unsatisfying joke which he frequently interrupts with digressions and forgets where he was in the telling.
I done this all in first person too! The rendered video file was 23GB! And my internet has been rubbish recently, so it was a complete hassle to upload. I'm an idiot. I'm never doing this again.
I stole the cartoon bit of the thumbnail image from the amazing WikiHow article "How to Sneak Your Arm Around Your Date". It actually teaches the cinema yawn and stretch method. Apparently that needed pictures. So I stole one.
wikihow.com/Sneak-Your-Arm-Around-Your-Date
If you - yes, you - want to play the Ravage mod for ArmA 3, then go to the Ravage discussion thread. It takes approximately three clicks, a folder drag and a box tick to install.
forums.bistudio.com/topic/183264-ravage-mod
And there's a wiki that tells you stuff. I've written some of that. I didn't write Ravage - that's Haleks. He's French.
ravage.wikia.com/wiki/Ravage_Wikia
Can you survive over three hours of (almost) unedited gameplay? Will you run out of patience at the soporific sort-of Scottish voice? Thrill as he stops to answer the door to the postman! Be amazed when even he gets so bored, he tells a long and unsatisfying joke which he frequently interrupts with digressions and forgets where he was in the telling.
I done this all in first person too! The rendered video file was 23GB! And my internet has been rubbish recently, so it was a complete hassle to upload. I'm an idiot. I'm never doing this again.
I stole the cartoon bit of the thumbnail image from the amazing WikiHow article "How to Sneak Your Arm Around Your Date". It actually teaches the cinema yawn and stretch method. Apparently that needed pictures. So I stole one.
wikihow.com/Sneak-Your-Arm-Around-Your-Date
If you - yes, you - want to play the Ravage mod for ArmA 3, then go to the Ravage discussion thread. It takes approximately three clicks, a folder drag and a box tick to install.
forums.bistudio.com/topic/183264-ravage-mod
And there's a wiki that tells you stuff. I've written some of that. I didn't write Ravage - that's Haleks. He's French.
ravage.wikia.com/wiki/Ravage_Wikia
