Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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"THE RIVER" by @RATBOY from the album 'CRASH!', out now
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Written by Jordan Cardy, Harry Todd, Liam Haygarth & Noah Booth
Produced by Noah Booth & Jordan Cardy
Engineered & mixed by Noah Booth
Mastered by Christian Wright

Jordan Cardy - guitar, vocals
Harry Todd - guitar, gang vocals
Liam Haygarth - bass, gang vocals
Noah Booth - drums, gang vocals

Lyrics

Good evening this is Thames at 6 6 6

Roam on the river Tune in tonight
Anchors locked down waiting for the red light
Antennas all tether together forthright
Tapping the mic talking in black and white

When a new story breaks
Make you forget the last one
Don’t change the station be patient won’t last long
Down by the docks on the rocks waves are crashing
Never alone when the beacons are flashing

Watch the ships go by
Fighting with the tide
Spinning satellites
Broadcasting our lives
Business men on trial
Wash away their crimes
Time to fly by night
See it all this week
Only on the river

The Thames the Thames the Thames

Sending mixed signals
Transmitting more lies
Put it to visuals
Until we’re satisfied
And while get at it
Best you advertise
Doubling profits while slashin
The price

Ghost ships out late no brakes
Loose lips hot tips deep fakes
Sweep stakes outbreaks mandates

This time we can’t escape

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