Uploaded April 2014 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Thumbnail by: youtube.com/robthen00b
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I hope you enjoy!
(Sorry for the audio quality... It's the best i could do with those vocals)

Rappers
Bdubs
youtube.com/user/BdoubleO100
Nobody
youtube.com/user/NobodyEpic
Speedy
youtube.com/user/KYRSP33DY

Samples come from KyrSp33dy's CrewCraft ep100:
youtube.com/watch?v=rC65HIcHqZU

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(Download DOESN'T mean that you are allowed to use this song in your videos)

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LYRICS! =============================================================
D4:
And! Gentlemen! We got ourselves a rap battle!
In one corner we got the fruity sailor BDOUBLEOOOOoooo!
And in the other corner we got mr NO BODY EPIC!
Go Ahead! GET IT BOYS!

Sp33dy:
BdoubleO you goin in first! GO!

Bdubs:
Is that my cue?

Sp33dy:
Yeah that's your cue.

Bdubs:
Alright hold on... OK HERE I GO! Are you ready?
Yo yo yo! My name is BdoubleO
Last time we met you called me a hoe!
Is that correct? (yeah!)
Well I've been thinking... wait no... hold on...
Well I've been thinking that you owe me an apology
So make sure you write it down in print for my mom and me! huh!?!
How about that!? Because my mom wants you to apologize too!
NOW this is my big finale!
Now let me stand high! On this big bale of hay,
While I just take my mic, drop it and walk away.
(OOOOOOOH!)

D4:
We got it right here we just heard BdoubleO!
Now we got NobodyEpic!
Go ahead and get it nobody! (ye yeahhh)

NobodyEpic:
BdoubleO! huh! Listen bitch!
I'm the man and you're a manatee
Lost at see with 9 dudes. Its like your biggest fantasy
You're a butt pirate
Must feel like you're dreaming
I bet you're feeling very comfortable surrounded by sea-men
Still you have my support brah
Like underwear for big titty hoes
But BdoubleO that's what I yell when I watch your videos
Gotta be kinda draining
Entertaining
These little kiddy-os
But not as bad as when I kick your ass till I get shitty toes
HUH!
You're like a snack
That's how I see you throught the saran-wrap wrapper
You're not a factor
Break it back then attack the B-Team after
I'll plaster your fanbase
Ask forgivness from my pastor
Meet your grandmother smack her
Then ask her
Do you MindCracker?
Should I attract her
Then plow through her
Similar to a tractor
While your grandpa dies of laughter
It's happily ever after
I'm a whack hacker
Full blown like a nuclear reactor
Have you tried surgery or is your face a natural disaster?
You get head from gennyb
For a penny like Abe Lincoln
You're the captain of this ship
Well I'm an iceberg
Now you're sinking
(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooohgonooeanbjabetkjbekjbtn!!!!!)



(All the rights for the vocals goes to Bdoubleo NobodyEpic and KYRSP33DY )

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