Uploaded August 2018 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
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What's up everybody! It's ya boy again, the text-to-speech robot, it will likely be my last rant using this, I'm learning on how to edit my voice using autotune and I commanded a new microphone, so my new rants will probably no longer use the text to speech voice, anyways today's rant is on mister everywhere better known as justin young. You might be wondering why I rant him while I generally rant internet's assholes, people with mental problems harassing everybody or awful youtubers. The answer is pretty simple, this dude must be the single most irritating person on this planet, also even though I make this rant for myself, I also do it for the millions of people out there who are tired to see his fucking shit profile picture.
If you don't know this person, (and I envy you if you don't) his name is Justin Young, a guy that has been seen by everyone for the past couple of months, he is so famous for doing this shit that he managed to rack up to 70 thousands subscribers with no vids which reminds of that old 2012 trend where there were a bunch of channels called x amount of subscribers with no video, which was easily the worst trend on Youtube, back then I was not commenting a lot, but I saw those faggots getting insulted and harassed for begging for subscribers which was kinda ironic. Beggars are not choosers after all. Even though mister everywhere did not bring back that trend, he somehow managed to cause as much bullshit by acting like he was using bots. In about half of his comments you will find atleast one person telling him that he's using bots, I don't know nor care if he does use bots, but I do however care about the fact that he monopolize the comment section with comments about as original and as mindful as... first, second, notification squad, is that a jojo reference and such. Most if not all his comments are cancer and I firmly affirm it.
It is also quite tiring up to see the same person over and over, there are many and I said many people out there I consider to be easy to find, if not everywhere and those people don't bother me unlike Justin bitch. Hell, here's a few screenshots of a few people I saw many times in the past or the present, they are pretty active and it sometimes feel good to see them time to time since it feels like you were acquaintaned with them and it's cool, but Justin Young ruined that magic by having not only the urge to appear on every single videos known to man, but also by making the shittiest comments known to man, because of him, even people that are bit too active on the website will be compared to Justin Young just because people think they are everywhere whilst in reality they are just pretty active, in the other hand Justin Young shows that either one, he has no life or two, he is using a comment bot and like bots to appear everywhere which is also reinforced by the fact I even found a website that gives to its users the ability to comment on very specific tags using a modified browser.
Stickmaster for example got harassed by people because of Justin Young why does he get harassed you ask? Because people think he is everywhere and that causes people to have anxiety, yes I said anxiety, and stress a lot because they feel like they are being stalked, literally stalked. Thank you Justin Bieber the young bitch for being a big ass cockroach, anyways all the people I mentioned and all the comments I screenshotted comes from people that don't deserve to be harassed because of your bullshit. If you do not use robots, then you must be a basement dweller who waste your time on internet because you have no life and certainly less life than me wasting my time making this shitty rant, just go outside, stop trying so hard to be everywhere, you are just hurting yourself and those around you, just stop, just. fucking. stop. Maybe change your profile picture too because that shitty stock image is making me cringe everytime I see it...
To everybody else, Justin will probably not listen to me since people have beforehand told him to stop for months, I give you the privilege to report all and I mean absolutely all of his comments for harassment, spam, anything just report his comments no matter what he says, eventually he'll just vanish into the shadow and everybody will start to forget about him.
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Full script for your convenience:
What's up everybody! It's ya boy again, the text-to-speech robot, it will likely be my last rant using this, I'm learning on how to edit my voice using autotune and I commanded a new microphone, so my new rants will probably no longer use the text to speech voice, anyways today's rant is on mister everywhere better known as justin young. You might be wondering why I rant him while I generally rant internet's assholes, people with mental problems harassing everybody or awful youtubers. The answer is pretty simple, this dude must be the single most irritating person on this planet, also even though I make this rant for myself, I also do it for the millions of people out there who are tired to see his fucking shit profile picture.
If you don't know this person, (and I envy you if you don't) his name is Justin Young, a guy that has been seen by everyone for the past couple of months, he is so famous for doing this shit that he managed to rack up to 70 thousands subscribers with no vids which reminds of that old 2012 trend where there were a bunch of channels called x amount of subscribers with no video, which was easily the worst trend on Youtube, back then I was not commenting a lot, but I saw those faggots getting insulted and harassed for begging for subscribers which was kinda ironic. Beggars are not choosers after all. Even though mister everywhere did not bring back that trend, he somehow managed to cause as much bullshit by acting like he was using bots. In about half of his comments you will find atleast one person telling him that he's using bots, I don't know nor care if he does use bots, but I do however care about the fact that he monopolize the comment section with comments about as original and as mindful as... first, second, notification squad, is that a jojo reference and such. Most if not all his comments are cancer and I firmly affirm it.
It is also quite tiring up to see the same person over and over, there are many and I said many people out there I consider to be easy to find, if not everywhere and those people don't bother me unlike Justin bitch. Hell, here's a few screenshots of a few people I saw many times in the past or the present, they are pretty active and it sometimes feel good to see them time to time since it feels like you were acquaintaned with them and it's cool, but Justin Young ruined that magic by having not only the urge to appear on every single videos known to man, but also by making the shittiest comments known to man, because of him, even people that are bit too active on the website will be compared to Justin Young just because people think they are everywhere whilst in reality they are just pretty active, in the other hand Justin Young shows that either one, he has no life or two, he is using a comment bot and like bots to appear everywhere which is also reinforced by the fact I even found a website that gives to its users the ability to comment on very specific tags using a modified browser.
Stickmaster for example got harassed by people because of Justin Young why does he get harassed you ask? Because people think he is everywhere and that causes people to have anxiety, yes I said anxiety, and stress a lot because they feel like they are being stalked, literally stalked. Thank you Justin Bieber the young bitch for being a big ass cockroach, anyways all the people I mentioned and all the comments I screenshotted comes from people that don't deserve to be harassed because of your bullshit. If you do not use robots, then you must be a basement dweller who waste your time on internet because you have no life and certainly less life than me wasting my time making this shitty rant, just go outside, stop trying so hard to be everywhere, you are just hurting yourself and those around you, just stop, just. fucking. stop. Maybe change your profile picture too because that shitty stock image is making me cringe everytime I see it...
To everybody else, Justin will probably not listen to me since people have beforehand told him to stop for months, I give you the privilege to report all and I mean absolutely all of his comments for harassment, spam, anything just report his comments no matter what he says, eventually he'll just vanish into the shadow and everybody will start to forget about him.
Fair use notice:
Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted. "Fair Use" guidelines: copyright.gov/fls/fl102.html
DMCA Takedowns are HARASSMENT when initiated by a copyright holder for the purpose of using their copyright to infringe upon the Constitutional Rights of others (see also: Bill of Rights, US Constitution) by way of malicious attacks and are in direct violation of Fair Use Law.
