Uploaded May 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago
On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric unveil the psyche of the Aeldari through their weapon choices. Who has the bigger gun? What are they trying to compensate for? Who are they trying to impress? Tune in to listen to fifth grade jokes and cool lore that will gain you respect for the Aeldari, Drukhari and Harlequin factions.
SHOW LINKS:
MERCH: orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer
TWITCH: twitch.tv/poorhammer
PATREON: patreon.com/SolelySingleton
Brad’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social
Eric’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social
RELATED TO THIS EPISODE:
Ranking Imperium Weapons:
youtube.com/watch?v=6sDeGbrTeW8
Ranking Ork Weapons:
youtube.com/watch?v=h2lHJAk8TQ4
MENTIONED THIS EPISODE:
youtube.com/@slamsectortv
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Intro to the most censored episode
00:53 Brad's reviewing the Thousand Sons codex on SLAM SECTOR
01:24 Shuriken Weapons Explanation
03:31 Shuriken Catapult
04:32 Shuriken Pistol
05:33 Shuriken Cannon
06:20 Brightlance
07:48 Dragon Fusion Gun (PEAK NAMING)
11:22 Dragon's Breath Flamer
12:26 Fire Pike
14:02 Laser Lance
16:08 Lasblaster
16:42 Long Rifle
17:12 Scatter Laser
17:40 Deathspinner
19:56 Doom Weaver and Shadow Weaver
20:59 Spinneret Rifle
21:44 Shredder
23:55 Heat Lance
24:24 Prism Cannon
26:53 D-Scythe
28:39 Wraith Cannon
29:14 D-Cannon
30:22 Vibro Cannon
31:10 Star Cannon
32:30 Reaper Launcher
34:20 Neuro Disruptor
36:03 Shrieker Cannon
37:46 Haywire Cannon
38:37 Splinter guns
39:40 Splinter Rifle
39:57 Splinter Cannon
40:19 Splinter Pistol
42:05 Dark Lance
43:12 Blaster and Blast Pistol
43:41 Disintegrator Cannon
44:01 Liquifier Gun
45:09 The Ossefactor
46:33 Hexrifle
49:30 Void Mine
51:22 Final Thoughts
Licensed Music Used By This Program:
“Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY
“Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY
“First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY
“Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright Free
On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric unveil the psyche of the Aeldari through their weapon choices. Who has the bigger gun? What are they trying to compensate for? Who are they trying to impress? Tune in to listen to fifth grade jokes and cool lore that will gain you respect for the Aeldari, Drukhari and Harlequin factions.
SHOW LINKS:
MERCH: orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer
TWITCH: twitch.tv/poorhammer
PATREON: patreon.com/SolelySingleton
Brad’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social
Eric’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social
RELATED TO THIS EPISODE:
Ranking Imperium Weapons:
youtube.com/watch?v=6sDeGbrTeW8
Ranking Ork Weapons:
youtube.com/watch?v=h2lHJAk8TQ4
MENTIONED THIS EPISODE:
youtube.com/@slamsectortv
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Intro to the most censored episode
00:53 Brad's reviewing the Thousand Sons codex on SLAM SECTOR
01:24 Shuriken Weapons Explanation
03:31 Shuriken Catapult
04:32 Shuriken Pistol
05:33 Shuriken Cannon
06:20 Brightlance
07:48 Dragon Fusion Gun (PEAK NAMING)
11:22 Dragon's Breath Flamer
12:26 Fire Pike
14:02 Laser Lance
16:08 Lasblaster
16:42 Long Rifle
17:12 Scatter Laser
17:40 Deathspinner
19:56 Doom Weaver and Shadow Weaver
20:59 Spinneret Rifle
21:44 Shredder
23:55 Heat Lance
24:24 Prism Cannon
26:53 D-Scythe
28:39 Wraith Cannon
29:14 D-Cannon
30:22 Vibro Cannon
31:10 Star Cannon
32:30 Reaper Launcher
34:20 Neuro Disruptor
36:03 Shrieker Cannon
37:46 Haywire Cannon
38:37 Splinter guns
39:40 Splinter Rifle
39:57 Splinter Cannon
40:19 Splinter Pistol
42:05 Dark Lance
43:12 Blaster and Blast Pistol
43:41 Disintegrator Cannon
44:01 Liquifier Gun
45:09 The Ossefactor
46:33 Hexrifle
49:30 Void Mine
51:22 Final Thoughts
Licensed Music Used By This Program:
“Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY
“Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY
“First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY
“Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright Free
