Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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The Cyborgs have returned to Helldivers 2 and we need to find the BEST ways to fight back. So in this video, I am ranking the primary weapons vs these new enemies.

Note: As part of the #propagandacommanders Helldivers 2 Content Creator Program, I have received some gameplay items and warbonds showcased in this video for free from the developers.

Timestamps
0:00 Cyborgs Return!
1:06 Liberator AR
2:32 Liberator Penetrator AR
4:06 Liberator Concussive AR
5:24AR/GL-21 One-Two AR
7:11 StA-52 AR
7:54 Pacifier AR
8:47 Coyote AR
9:26 MA5C Halo AR
10:07 Liberator Carbine AR
10:53 Tenderizer AR
11:34 AR-59 Suppressor AR
12:25 Adjudicator AR
13:23 Amendment Marksman
14:16 Constitution Marksman
15:16 Deadeye Marksman
15:58 Censor Marksman
16:47 Diligence Marksman
17:32 Diligence CS Marksman
18:14 Knight SMG
19:24 StA-11 SMG
20:20 M7S Halo SMG
20:54 Reprimand SMG?
21:44 Defender SMG
22:25 Pummeler SMG
23:11 Punisher Shotgun
23:44 Slugger Shotgun
24:26 Halt Shotgun
25:18 Cookout Shotgun
25:52 Double Freedom Shotgun
27:12 M90A Halo Shotgun
27:49 Breaker Shotgun
28:23 Spray and Pray Shotgun
29:10 Breaker Incendiary Shotgun
29:42 Crossbow Explosive
30:45 Eruptor Explosive
32:04 Punisher Plasma Energy
33:03 PLAS-39 Accelerator Energy
33:53 Arc Blitzer Energy
34:39 Scythe Energy
35:29 Sickle Energy
35:56 Double Edge Sickle Energy
37:13 Trident Energy
38:17 Scorcher Energy
39:12 Purifier Energy
40:08 Variable Special
41:15 Torcher Special
42:44 Dominator Special


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