Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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If you were magically teleported into the Lylat System of Star Fox, which planets would you actually have a chance of surviving on?

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Star Fox Adventures: @CentralZelda
Star Fox Guard: @ShiryuGL
Star Fox Command: @TomFawkes
Star Fox, Star Fox 2, & Star Fox Zero: @GamerJGB

Translated Japanese Star Fox 64 Guidebook: reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/y8cwc9/finally_got_around_to_doing_translations

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00:00 Intro
00:25 Corneria
01:23 Fichina
02:15 Titania
03:15 Katina
04:06 Solar
04:40 Macbeth
05:41 Aquas
06:37 Zoness
07:31 Venom
08:01 Sauria
09:05 Fortuna
09:49 Aparoid Homeworld
10:35 Grippia
11:03 Eladard
11:21 Secret Base
11:45 Papetoon

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