Quinoa the Hedgehog @SaltyPaws
Quinoa the Hedgehog  @SaltyPaws
Uploaded August 2011 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago
Quinoa, Quinoa, cleanest hedgehog around.
Bathed in a wash tub, no risk that she'll be drowned.
Amy will use the toothbrush to clean off meal-worm mush.
Now she'll be clean, and she can be seen, all around Manassas town.

Quinoa, Quinoa, so small and yet so wise.
Trusting Amy with a scrub that's just your size.
Walking around in the water; not too cold, but it could be hotter.
A tissue instead, now raise your head, keep the soap out of your eyes.

Quinoa, Quinoa, with a tissue for a blotter.
Freshly bathed you'll make a fine but spiky daughter.
A last scrub behind the ears; the soap is "No More Tears."
So you'll smell sweet, and keep your spines neat, rinsed with a glass of water.
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Quinoa the Hedgehog

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