Uploaded April 2009 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
1) The creator of the universe REALLY doesn't like it when two consenting adult men have anal sex, but thinks it's pretty much okay to fuck your 14-year-old cousin as long as you get married first
2) there is life somewhere else in the galaxy (as opposed to "the universe", and not necessarily "intelligent" life)
3) smoking cigarettes does not contribute to lung cancer
4) there is intelligent life somewhere else in the universe
5) The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe Last Thursday
6) Yahweh (that would be Biblegod) created the universe 6,000 years ago
7) The creator of the universe, whatever that may be, did actually speak to the Prophet Mohammad - which may or may not be what actually ended up in the Koran
8) You will survive your own death.
(was this a waste of time? I only spent 15 minutes writing and recording, so no big loss for me. did you have fun?)
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1) The creator of the universe REALLY doesn't like it when two consenting adult men have anal sex, but thinks it's pretty much okay to fuck your 14-year-old cousin as long as you get married first
2) there is life somewhere else in the galaxy (as opposed to "the universe", and not necessarily "intelligent" life)
3) smoking cigarettes does not contribute to lung cancer
4) there is intelligent life somewhere else in the universe
5) The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe Last Thursday
6) Yahweh (that would be Biblegod) created the universe 6,000 years ago
7) The creator of the universe, whatever that may be, did actually speak to the Prophet Mohammad - which may or may not be what actually ended up in the Koran
8) You will survive your own death.
(was this a waste of time? I only spent 15 minutes writing and recording, so no big loss for me. did you have fun?)
My Ranking:
2)
4)
5)
3)
8)
7)
1)
6)
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This video (and most everything else I do) is released under this Creative Commons license:
tinyurl.com/rabidapelicense
You are free to copy, distribute, transmit, mirror, or adapt any of the audio and/or video and/or words, under the following conditions:
1) You must include a link back to the original source (ie the url to this page) and/or youtube.com/rabidape and/or rabidape.net when applicable.
2) The use is licensed for non-commercial purposes only.
Contact me if you have any questions.
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