Uploaded March 2011 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
projectrant.com ; What's you're invisible golf handicap? Actor: Chris Loveless
RANT:
INVISIBLE GOLF CLUB SWINGERS
Dude. Seriously. What's up with your invisible golf club swing? Just how many yards did you smack that imaginary ball? Did you use a one iron? Or what that a pitching wedge? I couldn't tell... why? Because it's a god-damn invisible golf club you ass-hat. How can you even tell if it was a good shot? Just watching you leads me to believe that you're not even very good at golf.. yet, ironically, you're IQ would make one hell of a golf score!
And might I add, you're indoors... standing in the middle of the aisle... right outside my cube. This is not the driving range. It's an office. Where people work. So quit practicing your grip, forget bending your knees, or keeping your head down, and e-mail me that damn spreadsheet I've been waiting on.
Bitch.
projectrant.com ; What's you're invisible golf handicap? Actor: Chris Loveless
RANT:
INVISIBLE GOLF CLUB SWINGERS
Dude. Seriously. What's up with your invisible golf club swing? Just how many yards did you smack that imaginary ball? Did you use a one iron? Or what that a pitching wedge? I couldn't tell... why? Because it's a god-damn invisible golf club you ass-hat. How can you even tell if it was a good shot? Just watching you leads me to believe that you're not even very good at golf.. yet, ironically, you're IQ would make one hell of a golf score!
And might I add, you're indoors... standing in the middle of the aisle... right outside my cube. This is not the driving range. It's an office. Where people work. So quit practicing your grip, forget bending your knees, or keeping your head down, and e-mail me that damn spreadsheet I've been waiting on.
Bitch.
