Uploaded October 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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New to Touhou? Are you tired of being a nooblord? Looking for a guide made by a real professional? Look no further. I will teach you the basics of being a Touhoufag, and will also give you advice on how to become a true gamer.

Music sources:
- Password CBS Theme
- 亡き王女の為のセプテット by ついったー東方部
- UN Slam Was Jam? - Improved Version
- Password 1971 Theme